Smartphone, Technology, Furniture and Miscellaneous: Crack!

Crack!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 8 492

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 52 152

By Joplin - 13/09/2010 19:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

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You deserved it 6 223

By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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You deserved it 81 707

Fit as a fiddle

By Dontsitsitandyoudie - 02/05/2017 14:00 - Iceland - Reykjavík

Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML

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You deserved it 393

By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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You deserved it 13 119

By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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You deserved it 8 572

By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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You deserved it 21 475

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By Fling! - 29/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tried to put my reclining chair back. My cat and dog were sitting on the very top. It went up in an unexpectedly forceful manner, sending them flying, causing my dog to fall, and my cat to cling for dear life. FML

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You deserved it 338

By kate - 29/04/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

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You deserved it 8 558

By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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You deserved it 367

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:03

Damn Iphones are like having a trout in your pocket sometimes.

Remegy 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:59

God forbid having phones in pockets

Comments

blackirish44 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 15:07

ouch! I feel your pain. sucks big time.

victorbrasil 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 17:12

ooooh nooeez, rich boy lost his Iphone on his leather chair... so? stop bitching about it and go buy another one, i know you want to

Sekococo 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 18:01

@144 gozar - by any chance do you hate mystic gohan and love sprinkles :D

LavenderBlonde 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 18:15

Having to specify that you own an iPhone = You don't own an iPhone.

yottskry 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:23

No, actually I bet he does. The sort of idiots who spend money on Apple's overpriced rubbish are exactly the sort of people who want you to know they buy Apple stuff. Apple people think it makes them look cool.

unsleepable 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 18:37

You could have spent that money helping people who can't afford to eat, but you got yourself a luxury instead. That's Karma (or, really it's more Dharma, but no one pays attention to this kind of thing anymore). Anyway it definitely sucks, but you also had it coming. It's not that you own an iPhone, but that you are a self-centered capitalist.

ChapStick1337 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:39

first of all, nobody really cares about starving people, sure we feel bad for them, but we dont care, if we cared, there wouldnt be any. secondly, if you're going to tell this guy he deserved it for buying a chair rather than giving it to africans, you can shut the hell up and learn more about the world we live in.

LavenderBlonde 0

Friday 12 February 2010 11:18

Get your Buddhist terminology right. Kamma is the principle by which skillful actions are rewarded with positive kamma and unskillful actions garner negative kamma. The dhamma is the Buddha's teachings or one's righteous duty. Your comments make no sense. In your desperate attempt to sound intelligent, you've merely stumbled and looked arrogant and idiotic.