Smartphone, Technology, Furniture and Miscellaneous: Crack!

Crack!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By Joplin - 13/09/2010 19:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

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By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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Fit as a fiddle

By Dontsitsitandyoudie - 02/05/2017 14:00 - Iceland - Reykjavík

Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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You deserved it 8 572

By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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You deserved it 21 475

Raining cats and dogs

By Fling! - 29/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tried to put my reclining chair back. My cat and dog were sitting on the very top. It went up in an unexpectedly forceful manner, sending them flying, causing my dog to fall, and my cat to cling for dear life. FML

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You deserved it 338

By kate - 29/04/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:03

Damn Iphones are like having a trout in your pocket sometimes.

Remegy 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:59

God forbid having phones in pockets

Comments

judetheobvious 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:19

YDI for buying leather furniture

theeBeezWaXx 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:21

dayum time to buy a new phone "/

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:21

Gah! BSR was right you'll never become a decent human being. I think evolution skipped you. You aren't looking so radiant this time.

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:32

*Laughs at futile attempts to be sacrificed* Silly human! mercy is on MY side *evil grins*

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:45

Pendatic? Your comment is gone... Stupid bug :(

raiderbabe 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:45

fyl sorry that sucks

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:46

I moderated it. Sacrificing virgins is strictly against site rules.

Starfire22 5

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:47

hey, hey you!! ajjas? may a thousand toads rain on your head for uttering such blasphemy on Mercy! bah! :)

Mommyofabeauty 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:48

sry

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:55

@Sirin: Oh I can't see his comment on the mobil version lol. Who said I was a virgin anyway? @Starfire: mercy isn't a decent human being. Facts are facts, face them.