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Crack!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 8 492

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By Joplin - 13/09/2010 19:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

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By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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You deserved it 81 708

Fit as a fiddle

By Dontsitsitandyoudie - 02/05/2017 14:00 - Iceland - Reykjavík

Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML

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You deserved it 393

By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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You deserved it 13 119

By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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You deserved it 8 572

By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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You deserved it 21 475

Raining cats and dogs

By Fling! - 29/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tried to put my reclining chair back. My cat and dog were sitting on the very top. It went up in an unexpectedly forceful manner, sending them flying, causing my dog to fall, and my cat to cling for dear life. FML

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You deserved it 338

By kate - 29/04/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

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You deserved it 8 558

By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:03

Damn Iphones are like having a trout in your pocket sometimes.

Remegy 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:59

God forbid having phones in pockets

Comments

xplayman 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:46

Hopefully you bought it from Best Buy and got that Black Tie Protection.

sxesam76 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:22

it's karma for you killing the cow

kirbybc12 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:44

Football's over.......

khodges2 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:59

stupid!

MiniatureMayhem 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:20

That's terrifying... *clutches iTouch*

JacobyO6 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:30

Oh damn, tht sux!

yusaku02 20

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:37

Best chair ever. It loves you so much that it's trying to save you from Apple :) It's a keeper!

gozar_fml 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:57

"I sat up and heard a loud Shatner."

NoNameGer 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 10:48

YDI for buying a leather recliner

DeservedIt 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 11:08

FYI, thanks to IBM who left the computer market open to competition the world now has access to very powerful computers and media technology. Had IBM applied Apple's computer, we'd still have thick screens, 64MB RAM, VGA systems and 58k internet connections. Webcams? They would be the size of your computer screen and cost $2000. We'd also have those big portable CD players instead of ipods. You support Apple, your chair obviously fights it. My conclusion is your chair has more brains than you.

DeservedIt 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 11:13

And for those who swear Apple is best and Mac is superior to Windows but who don't know anything about computers: IBM developed the first personal computer (i.e. small size - computers were huge until the PC! The size of a desk to the size of an entire room!). They could had patented the thing in forbidden anyone else from manufacturing personal computers, but they realized competition would force the industry to come up with the best products and technology, so they decided to leave the market open and let the world benefit from better technology. Anyone buying apple owes IBM an *******.