Food for thought

By datgurllllukno - 15/10/2014 06:26 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I discovered that I climax sooner if I think about pretzels. Yes, pretzels. The food product. I'll never be able to eat them again. FML
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drayloon 50

Don't get all twisted out of shape over it

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garrett_8614 14

Pretzels are pretty damn sexy if you ask me.

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wanted_2_want 40

I'm sure OP's boyfriend won't mind that she finishes soon. Unless of course OP says anything.

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orbit 22

If it's those honey mustard and onion pretzels, I understand.

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christina3466 17

My dog's name is Pretzel...

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sayyestothedress 24

#55 THANK YOU! For having such a important and VERY interesting comment that will be so important to the FML community! You will be remembered for eternity! *she says in a VERY sarcastic tone*

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wow, #81, that wasn't an overreaction at all. 0.o And the asshat of the day award goes to...

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lexiale 10

#81 Like your comment had any meaning?

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Mortoli 30

She may be with your dog.

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drayloon 50

Don't get all twisted out of shape over it

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mif_fml 27

Are you thinking about hard pretzels? ...or soft pretzels?

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DanielleinDC 33

Those curly pretzels or pretzel rods? Because if it's a stick pretzel or rod, I can see how it would help.

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TiroC 25

Sex with food gets a whole new meaning!

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JMichael 25

Hey if that's what gets you off, I won't judge..*secretly wonders what the hell is wrong with OP*

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DraconicFeline 31

Sooo...you say you won't judge, and then immediately proceed to judge?

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BlueFlatts 20

Judging by all the down votes, I don't think it was very funny.

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Ichiya 29

Pretzels are almost the perfect food though. Just add bacon and then I'd get off on it too.

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xx000o 27

Maybe if you ate them while having sex it would give you a bigger, better and faster O, and your boyfriend something to wonder about.

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