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By LoveStruck- / Wednesday 10 February 2010 07:29 / United States
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  42billybob  |  5

I'm noticing a pattern here: 1) guy has an idea 2) girl notices him start something and expects something romantic/sweet/(insert delusion) automatically 3) guy's idea is a prank/joke/something she wasn't expecting 4) girl writes FML 5) females reply to dump him 6) males reply back 2 the kitchen

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  TrekkieGirl  |  0

@# 73, you are so right about the pattern. However, I must admit that this FML did make me laugh. Though if that ever happened to me, I have to kick my guy's ass. So gross!

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  idkweird  |  0

I will forever be grateful that I've never had a boyfriend that immature. Actually, the closest to that was my ex-fiance who would just fart around me all the time and laugh about it....he's 43... My current would never dream of that. I just will never see the humor in farting on someone.

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  marc33  |  0

comooon don't act like u don't fart.... I fart anywhere if I need to!!!! it's just ur body releasing some extra air.... so what..!!?? lol

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  jillz  |  0

If she chooses to stay, she could reward him by soaking his favorite attire in the sweetest, most feminine smelling perfume. She could also put some garlic and onion in his shoes. People will just ~*love*~ him wherever he goes. Or she could smear some chocolate in the backs of his underwear and wash them. He just *might* be less likely to notice something similar to a track stain than any other person would be. Ooh, or she could use window markers and ...write Gay Pride on his vehicle along with messages of world peace, brotherly love, how we should respect our trees, and how Obama is so sexy. (nothing against homosexuals - been meaning to find a gay guy I can *safely* go shopping with anyhow :p - straight guys might have ulterior motives and all that jazz) ((this whole post was a joke))

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  Reyo  |  2

He has claimed you. You are now his territory. Think of it as if it as the relationship held between a Butterfly and cocoon, except by Butterfly I mean his penis.

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  AngryNinja  |  1

it's not funny. it's demeaning and vile. i'm straight and i would dump that asshole in a second. beside the fact that around half of the guys posting on here find it gross.

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  MwahFMLS  |  6

I don't see why you are raging, I agree with her. This isn't about farting (though it's not flattering at all) it's about the farting in his girlfriends face because he found it somewhat humorous. You don't even have to be a gentlemen to not fart in someones face. Disgusting..

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