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Today, it is the one-year anniversary of my mother's death. It's also the day my father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. FML

#21373156
136 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)

cutycat136's comment : Go to his fiancé when he's not around, say "you know, it's the anniversary of my moms death today, and he doesn't seem to care... Try imagining how much he really cares for you. If you think that's a lot, just think, when you die, he'll care just as much." And walk away. Let that thought sink in :P

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Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

#21373118
55 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 12:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML

nwaugh72's comment : What was her plan honestly? She was just going to run to her house with the dog and hide? She really is insane.

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Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

#21373070
68 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 9:53am - love - by mylovelifeisanepicfail (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

bethanyhopkins's comment : what exactly did he think he'd achieve from this? It's pretty obvious that you'd find out who it actually was at some point

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Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

#21373068
55 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

#21373013
74 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am - work - by musicteacher - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

#21372843
59 comments

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On 03/11/2015 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

#21372790
58 comments

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On 03/11/2015 at 9:50pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after 4 years of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new chairs for my subordinates. The logistics people came and concluded that there are more broken chairs than good ones, but suggested that perhaps we should all go on a diet. FML

#21372747
32 comments

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On 03/11/2015 at 8:36pm - work - by Matei - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was given a new responsibility at the law firm where I work. I'm now in charge of punching holes in every single piece of paper to be found in the office, estimated to be in the hundred-thousands. The reason? I finish my daily clerical work too quickly. FML

#21372587
47 comments

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On 03/11/2015 at 4:15pm - work - by KillMePlease (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML

#21372539
134 comments

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On 03/11/2015 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML

#21372460
59 comments

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On 03/11/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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