Today, I heard my son use the word "exacerbated". I had to look it up to see if he had correctly used it, which he had, because I couldn't remember what it meant. I'll be 23 next week. He's not even 4. FML

By Toby's.Mom. - / Sunday 12 February 2017 19:10 / United States - Houston

Today, my new apprentice took, "What does this button do?" to a new level when he pushed an emergency, "Stop all" button, causing my firm to miss multiple deadlines, causing massive losses In profits. FML

By What does this button do? - / Monday 13 February 2017 13:42 / New Zealand - Auckland
By TheNoseKnows - / Sunday 12 February 2017 14:15 / United States - Bronx

Today, during the worst flu we've ever had, my wife and I have to go out into thirty-below weather to get firewood because the furnace broke down. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 February 2017 09:12 / United States - Anchorage

Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML

By applegreen - / Sunday 12 February 2017 13:10 / Ireland - Limerick
By Alan - / Wednesday 15 February 2017 13:39 / France - Paris
By Telley21 - / Sunday 12 February 2017 00:43 / United States - Rexburg
FML - The follow-up
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OP here. Trust me, that was the first and last time I'll let a guy pick me up to go on a date. I'll admit, I'm kind of new to the Tinder thing, and it was slightly spontaneous, so that's why my phone wasn't charged. It was drained from a day of college classes, for those who are wondering. I think the sting of getting ditched for the first time was a little worse than having my charger stolen.
By whhhhyyyyyyy - / Tuesday 7 February 2017 10:20 / United States - Vallejo

Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 February 2017 02:01 / United States - Frederick
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