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By Fml - / Sunday 22 April 2018 15:00 /
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Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed my undying love for it via YouTube. FML

By Fml4evr - / Sunday 22 April 2018 00:30 / United Kingdom
By BeachBummer - / Saturday 21 April 2018 19:00 /
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By no handouts! - / Saturday 21 April 2018 21:00 / Philippines - San Pedro
By My rapey cat (doesn't even have balls) - / Saturday 21 April 2018 01:30 /
By never ending story - / Friday 20 April 2018 13:00 / United States
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Abby Gut Say more :
Considering I’m a teenage girl, yes I am complaining
By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 April 2018 19:15 /
By Lightlysalted - / Thursday 19 April 2018 19:00 /
By Itstinksinhere - / Thursday 19 April 2018 15:00 /
World

Today, I have to clear up after an orgy from last night. That would be bad enough, but I spent weeks arranging it, supplied the venue and everything else, and I was the only guy not to get laid. FML

By Frustrated - / Thursday 19 April 2018 04:00 / United Kingdom
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