CaptainShalliwaffle Say more :
Op here: Nope, it didn't smash the toilet, it literally cut it right down the middle and got stuck there. It was just this huge, metal edged mirror balanced against the wall by the toilet and I nudged it over. Did pay for the repair but it took weeks as the plumber messed up the job. She had to use her neighbour's bathroom for over a fortnight.
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World

Today, my landlord called me to complain about me and my fiancée having sex too loudly every Friday night. Every Friday night I work the night shift. FML

By Phil - / Thursday 1 March 2018 01:30 / Germany - W?rselen
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By EosHelios - / Tuesday 27 February 2018 13:00 / United States - Halethorpe
tr3yr Say more :
While I must say I thought that was a good idea... I did just that. Her response, “She did not care as long as he does not bring anything home to her.” I also found out that she filed for a divorce though but she said it was to “just teach him a lesson because he did not tell her.” When I confronted him he just kept lying and saying how he wanted to be with me but couldn’t think of being without his...
By tr3yr - / Tuesday 27 February 2018 17:06 /
World

Today, my girlfriend went out on a date with someone else. We're in Spain on a trip together, but apparently we're all done and she's seeing this person for the time we are here. I still have 10 more days. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 February 2018 09:00 / Spain
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