Today, I accidentally left my bedroom light on all day. When I got home, my mum screamed at me for wasting electricity. This is the same woman who leaves the TV on all day while she’s at work, all so our dogs have something to watch and won't be “bored”. FML
by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 10:56am / Miscellaneous
SOILEDIT's comment : I'm a bit curious as to what it is the dogs watch, and what shows they would recommend.
Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML
by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 10:03am / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML
by evenmybodyhatesme / 05/15/2016 at 2:47am / United States (California) / Health
Soninuva's comment : Even if he weren't apparently cheating, that's rather inconsiderate of him to be out partying when you're recovering from being in the ER
by kattylizbeth / 05/14/2016 at 10:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by chickenshit4 / 05/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (South Dakota) / Miscellaneous
feven's comment : Get it mom.
Today, I'm still awake from not sleeping last night. The reason? At 2am I was in my garage when all of a sudden someone's phone went off outside. I live in the country and no one should be out there. Looks like I'm not sleeping for the next few weeks. FML.
by countryb_cth / 05/14/2016 at 4:57pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 4:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got the wristbands in the mail for a music festival in a month and a half. This is my first time going to an event like this and I got overzealous and put it on. Now it's locked tightly on my wrist. I checked online after and it said not to put it on before you arrive at the event. FML
by warrior1995 / 05/14/2016 at 3:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by The_Waffle / 05/14/2016 at 1:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, I was food shamed by my boyfriend in front of an entire restaurant and his parents because my meal cost more than his. His mom chimed in saying her meal usually costs more than his step dad's too and not to be upset. I'm 8 months pregnant, of course mine costs more. FML
by Preggo / 05/14/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 11:48am / Love
by MissAnonymous93 / 05/14/2016 at 11:32am / South Africa / Health