By Anonymous - / Wednesday 28 June 2017 01:44 /

Today, I got into a car accident. I hit a pole in the middle of the night trying to avoid a car that was coming at me head on. Actually, it was just the reflection of my own headlights in the windows of a bus stop. FML

By Lili - / Tuesday 27 June 2017 21:00 / France
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They're not really my cats, I inherited them from my mother who spoiled them rotten. I'm more of a dog person. Well, I've got three big dogs so that's kinda obvious
By AkaiKitsune - / Monday 26 June 2017 11:11 /

Today, I was alone in the house at night when I almost died of fright after seeing a woman staring at me through the window. I screamed before realizing that she was just my reflection. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 25 June 2017 21:00 / Venezuela - Barquisimeto
By callingouttoanyrealtorsandpyrosinthearea - / Sunday 25 June 2017 04:00 /
By Enolay - / Saturday 24 June 2017 01:00 / United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - / Saturday 24 June 2017 03:30 / India - Vijayawada
By Anonymous - / Friday 23 June 2017 21:00 / Argentina
By superdrinkingbud - / Friday 23 June 2017 01:00 / United Kingdom - Bournemouth
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OP, here. Being a small town of 200 hundred people there's really not much information when I did searches. Even the realistate agent didn't mention it. I've found that the tourists only know if it because they live in the sourrounding cities a few hours away and simply searched for lakes in the area. Unfortunately this "lake" they're vacationing to isn't really a lake. It's a man made reservoir for...
By Save Me - / Thursday 22 June 2017 17:43 /
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OP here! I finally got an FML published -- wooo! [Gimme them badges! I should have two gold ones coming my way!] I'm the eldest child, and I already made plans to go fishing that night, so I wasn't really in contention anyway. (Though I would gladly have abandoned those plans if it didn't mean bailing on someone else.) As for which Hamilton, the REAL one on Broadway. :-P I did consider offering a bribe...
By Druu - / Thursday 22 June 2017 11:36 /
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OP here, I live in Indonesia, and most bathrooms here have seperate keys instead of a toggle. Thankfully, my brother has a spare house key, I was able to call him over and get him to call a locksmith to get me out. I posted this FML while we were waiting for the locksmith to come by.
By UberAwesone - / Thursday 22 June 2017 15:24 / Indonesia - Jakarta
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