by anonymous / 07/06/2016 at 9:53am / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
Flyndaran's comment : Opinion is not synonomous with wild incoherent BS. If you can't defend your opinion with logic, then it should be marked wrong.
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
by rmonk / 07/06/2016 at 8:17am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Lifetime Presents: / 07/06/2016 at 7:50am / United States (Michigan) / Love
StormfrontX33's comment : Sounds like a simple crazy ex-fiancé to me.
by Jioune / 07/05/2016 at 5:56pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
Dave_Davington's comment : Just to clarify, what exactly do they mean by "tiny"? Because this could go one of two ways.
Today, I was using the short urinal when I heard someone say, "Ahem!" in a loud voice. I looked back to see an angry little kid. He made me switch urinals so he could use the short one. I got urinal-evicted by a little boy. FML
by slingerslasher / 07/05/2016 at 3:09pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation
Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
by ShouldHaveDoneItMyself / 07/05/2016 at 1:04pm / Sudan / Miscellaneous
by benjamin03 / 07/05/2016 at 12:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my teacher marked a test question wrong, even though I was sure I got it right, so I went online to check. I found a government-approved website showing proof that my answer was correct. My teacher still counted it wrong, because, "we follow the book". That book's older than I am. FML
by Anonymous / 07/05/2016 at 12:19pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, I gave a presentation in class. I felt pretty good about it, until afterwards when I was told I lost points for communication because I'd been chewing gum. I wasn't, I just have a speech impediment. FML
by stupidteacher / 07/05/2016 at 11:02am / China (Guizhou) / Work
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
by ZeldaovaPeach / 07/05/2016 at 8:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
by Finn / 07/05/2016 at 2:49am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by wowbuddy / 07/05/2016 at 1:51am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…