Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
by shutup shutup shutup don't wanna hear it / 11/07/2016 at 7:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I went to the store to buy new blankets and a comforter. A cute guy started chatting with me and asked about the new bedroom decor. I lied and said I just had a major break up and needed new things, instead of admitting I was too lazy to dig out and wash my winter blankets from last year. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2016 at 3:13pm / Miscellaneous
Wizardo's comment : I hope you sleep well in your blanket of lies. Lies I say.
Today, I helped my hoarder grandfather clean out his garage. Not only did I step on a nail, I also slipped in a puddle of used oil that's been sitting out for two years, and broke my nose. He didn't pay me since I wasn't able to finish the job. FML
by megamonster99 / 11/07/2016 at 10:06am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by fedmisery / 11/07/2016 at 12:13am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by hoppgrasser / 11/12/2016 at 10:17am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Lucyyy123's comment : I think she was trying to say no, but in a nicer way. I'm sorry OP, at least she wasn't an asshole about it!
by Z / 11/06/2016 at 6:33pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
Today, I was given a building key that students aren't supposed to have because they'll lose it. I told my coach I wouldn't lose the key. The same key disappeared not even 20 minutes later without a trace. I still can't find it, and it's been an hour. FML
by rosecolas / 11/12/2016 at 8:36am / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, my boss at my new job yelled at me for being 15 minutes early to work. Last week he yelled at me for being late for my shift when I arrived 5 minutes early. He's considering this my final warning before I'm fired. FML
soullyfe's comment : 5 minutes before work time, you're late. 15 minutes before work time, you're early. You OBVIOUSLY need to come in 10 minutes before work time to be right on time. Logic and all. But seriously, if your boss is like that, I'd just start job searching now.
by Arizonagirl / 11/06/2016 at 2:31am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Earl_KarmasBitch / 11/05/2016 at 9:02am / China (Yunnan) / Health
by All The Best People Are Crazy~ / 11/03/2016 at 11:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
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