FML - The follow-up
Kuromaus Say more :
Hey, OP here. A few things I couldn't put due to word limits: the flight I was getting off was coming in late due to weather. I literally had one minute to get to the gate once off the plane. The connecting flight had started loading at the same time we landed. On top of that, the crew to dock us were having issues and delayed us in getting off. I wouldn't have even had time to stop at a bathroom on...
By Kuromaus - / Tuesday 2 May 2017 02:21 /
By regrettably well rested - / Sunday 30 April 2017 09:02 / United States - Clearfield

Today, I had a job interview. After two hours of commute, thirty minutes filling out questionnaires, and fifteen minutes of actual interview, the recruiter told me the post had already been filled. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:36 / France
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By Scarlett - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:27 / Brazil
By littledonny - / Monday 1 May 2017 08:27 /
FML - The follow-up

Today I discovered the source of the foul smell in my garage. My freezer shit the bed with 50 pounds of meat in it. FML

jcarter25 Say more :
I'm from southern Indiana in the US. When something shits the bed it means something malfunctioned or something went horribly wrong. And, believe me, horrible is and understatement. I had to wear a respirator while I cleaned this up!
By jcarter25 - / Friday 28 April 2017 14:33 /
FML - The follow-up
ErinShannon Say more :
OP here, I'm not exactly sure why the hell they keep mooing. There is also a Rooster that likes to go off. I techinally don't live there ( visiting and staying with my Mum ) so I went back home to the country and it was magical, silence. No random cows.
By Anonymous - / Monday 10 April 2017 15:17 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was looking through my university email searching for a specific message. That's when I found an email from back in January saying I won the giveaway the school's gym held for a GoPro. It's now May. FML

KillerChipmunk Say more :
This is OP. Most of what goes to my university email is actually junk. Anything important goes to Blackboard or my student center, both of which I check daily.
By KillerChipmunk - / Wednesday 3 May 2017 19:06 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was told that I wasn't "long-term material" by a guy who has the words "white trash" tattooed across his knuckles. FML

missnettymarie Say more :
Hey OP here. Thanks for all the comments. They seriously made me laugh my ass off haha. The guy was/is actually a really great person and is very kindhearted. They tattoos are in no way an accurate representation of his character. When I made this post I was admitedly feeling all butt hurt and rejected so I guess I decided to be a dirt bag and post about it on social media. In all reality it wasn't...
By "missnettymarie" - / Saturday 18 February 2017 17:03 / Canada - Westerose
FML - The follow-up

Today, my daughter told me I should have had an abortion or given her up for adoption because I wouldn't buy her a pair of $300 shoes to impress her friends. She's only 13. FML

hi, OP here! wow, I can't believe I finally got posted! Okay, so here's what happened. My daughter got upset because her 2 year old brother was wearing Birkenstocks and she claimed he would grow up to be bullied like she is by her "friends" because those sandals are "lame" & "cheap". I'm not wealthy but i do strive to give them what I consider nice things, or so I thought. For Christmas she got 225...
By "INDYSTRUCTABLE" - / Sunday 30 April 2017 04:07 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, it was the first time I met my girlfriend's parents. It was also the day that I accidentally ripped their shed's door off its hinges. FML

kujiens101 Say more :
To give a back story, her parents were renting a house for over a year and there was this super sketch shed was in their backyard. They had all been too scared to mess with it because they didn't want to get hurt. My girlfriend always wanted to go inside but didn't have the strength to open the door. So, after I pulled a bit too hard, I ripped the door off. I told her to go tell her parents, so we...
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 19 April 2017 21:45 / United States - Roseville
By youcould'vejusttoldme - / Sunday 30 April 2017 12:57 / United States - College Station
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