FML - The follow-up

Today, I was laid off from the job I'd had for two years. They couldn't even manage to spell my name or the company's name right on the severance letter. Guess I was a memorable employee. FML

Amelia Gazso Say more :
Op here! Unfortunately it was very real, 5 others were laid off as well. Let's just say the "HR" department consists of one person not even qualified for the job, so it wasn't a surprise they couldn't even get a layoff right. On a positive note I already have a new job lined up and the terrible company will probably be bankrupt soon.
By joblessandnameless - / Thursday 16 March 2017 08:33 /
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By GodMemory_AbsentMind - / Thursday 16 March 2017 10:53 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, a child complimented me by telling me that I look like a potato. The good kind of potato. FML

TeaRex__ Say more :
Hi OP here, I don't know why it's showing me as male, I'm very much a female, a potato female apparently.. But I'll just add a bit more context to a very random situation, the kid who said it is one of my pupils (12 years old), she often says her random thought out loude, although this is one of the most random things she's ever said to me. She couldn't tell what kind of potato is the good kind, just...
By TeaRex__ - / Monday 13 March 2017 17:18 /
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By FennFoxx - / Wednesday 15 March 2017 19:53 / United States - Cheraw

Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML

By Charity - / Wednesday 15 March 2017 10:47 / United States
By LittleSprout - / Wednesday 15 March 2017 22:22 / Australia - Melbourne
FML - The follow-up
NewUsername Say more :
Hey, OP here. I'm a girl, so why FML listed me as a guy...I have no idea. Anyway, I'm here to clear some things up. Why we drove so far to see them was because we're both in college and we don't get to see my parents or each other often. My parents and I went out there to celebrate their engagment because we probably won't be able to see them until maybe July, and they had already been engaged a month...
By NewUsername - / Monday 13 March 2017 05:38 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I have the option of staying downstairs and having to listen to my father have sex with his girlfriend, or moving upstairs and having to listen to my brother's side of cybersex with his girlfriend. FML

Born2Goth Say more :
Hey this is mine, I didn't realize it got published. I don't actually live at my dad's house, I was just visiting. So I don't really have any friends there and It was really late at night so I didn't really have anywhere else to go. The only headphones I had were not at all noise canceling, even when playing loud music. I did end up moving upstairs but that's only because that's where I was sleeping....
By FeelingAwkward - / Sunday 5 March 2017 08:19 /
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