By Zora - / Sunday 15 July 2012 23:13 / Norway - Bergen
By Tori - / Sunday 15 July 2012 21:52 / Australia
By Anonymous - / Sunday 15 July 2012 19:09 / United States - Littleton
By SwAGkiLlS / Sunday 15 July 2012 15:12 / United States - Milwaukee

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

By Taylor / Sunday 15 July 2012 14:42 / United States - Eastchester

Today, I got home from the hospital after I burned my hand. Why? I dropped my phone in the pot while stirring hot soup, and I reached in to get it. FML

By scooter922 / Sunday 15 July 2012 07:45 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML

By kerensa - / Sunday 15 July 2012 05:51 / Australia - Mornington
By oops / Sunday 15 July 2012 05:34 / United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

By RIP / Sunday 15 July 2012 05:02 / United States

  Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 15 July 2012 04:09 / United States - Aston
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