By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML
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Teyros 24

You can tell your friends, but I think you'd rather forget that happening. Sorry it's kinda funny OP :P

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EmmaMK 35

Incest, the game the whole family can play.

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_ashole 10

Aside from the fact that the kiss was given from grandpa it was a sweet gesture...

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spoo 24

it does if the OP was kissing back :o

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SonOfAMitch 14

It sounds like a sweet gesture -- but the fact that he took her face in both hands... euggh

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thecman25 14

im guessing that you had experience?

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Teyros 24

You can tell your friends, but I think you'd rather forget that happening. Sorry it's kinda funny OP :P

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LaurenLo 17

Hopefully it was meant in an endearing way, and not anything else!

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Emiler98 11

This would be even weirder if op is a guy

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MrsDruidess 23

wow. . . what could you possibly say to that. . . thanks Gramps?

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Welshite 39

If you are going to make annoying animal noises, make sure you're accurate. It's "squawk".

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Kyuzomi 12

She just got kissed by her family member on the lips. It does matter.

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buckeyed 20

I was playing off the "doesn't matter; had sex" joke. Thus, it's a joke.

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amc597 28

I don't think OP enjoyed it if it's on FML.

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EmmaMK 35

Gross! You need to work out if you need to tell someone. Was it humour or just wrong?

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xsilentxninjax 10

Either way, it's wrong... no one should randomly just kiss you like that, even if they are a family member.

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oreyoes 15

That is weird and disgusting of him, FYL indeed.

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McNikk 15

You should've pushed him away!

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