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I can only imagine the conversation you had with him. Wha.. what is this? -Urm. It's nothing. Give it back. No. -GIVE IT BACK. HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.

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13, why would 1 lie? What would he get out of lying? Especially considering it's just a comment, not even an FML.

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110- I have photo on my lock screen of a girl I loved who vanished from my life. I keep it there to remind me of her and all the good times we shared.

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Oh man, this happened to me before when I mentioned that I thought some guy was cute to a friend through texts. Then the guy was looking through my phone and I was like "hey gotta text a friend!" and quickly took it back

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I had the same problem but I had a picture of my self with my shirt off (I'm fat and it's good to take a pic of yourself and see the difference in weight loss) and I forgot about it and gave my phone to a girl I like and had to like nervously watch over and hope to god she doesn't look at my pics. All was well though thankfully she didn't.

2 options: risk looking like a stalker Or seem like an extremist fickle-minded psychopath... Brain generating best choice... Done. Just do it

hello, the only reason he'd wanna look at your phone would be that he likes you. That was your shot idiot :p

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Way to tell them how it is! Also, (this is somewhat off topic) but is that a pic of u? Cuz for being 14, ur really muscular. ;)

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Oh, thank u. Lol, I am brutally honest. & play softball the violin & cello, not trying to brag or anything, lol. But that's like a brief little summery of me :)

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'twas the thought of him seeing which made her overreact, embarrassing herself in front of him and possibly many other people...tis a reasonable FML

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