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By Emily S / Sunday 9 October 2011 05:17 / Australia
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By  NoNotTheFace  |  8

I can only imagine the conversation you had with him.

Wha.. what is this?
-Urm. It's nothing. Give it back.
No.
-GIVE IT BACK.
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.

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By  wilsontws  |  18

Stalker.

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  HappyCynic  |  0

Oh man, this happened to me before when I mentioned that I thought some guy was cute to a friend through texts. Then the guy was looking through my phone and I was like "hey gotta text a friend!" and quickly took it back

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  22cute  |  17

I love the way people claim they are "forced" into making the lame decisions they freely CHOOSE. Irresponsibility is sooo popular.

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  MagicallyFat  |  12

I had the same problem but I had a picture of my self with my shirt off (I'm fat and it's good to take a pic of yourself and see the difference in weight loss) and I forgot about it and gave my phone to a girl I like and had to like nervously watch over and hope to god she doesn't look at my pics. All was well though thankfully she didn't.

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