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By  NoNotTheFace  |  28

I can only imagine the conversation you had with him. Wha.. what is this? -Urm. It's nothing. Give it back. No. -GIVE IT BACK. HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? Now every night, he's on his bed, in fetal position, rocking himself to sleep because he's mentally disorientated knowing that a creepy stalker is masturbating to his facebook profile picture.

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  HappyCynic  |  29

Oh man, this happened to me before when I mentioned that I thought some guy was cute to a friend through texts. Then the guy was looking through my phone and I was like "hey gotta text a friend!" and quickly took it back

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  22cute  |  28

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  MagicallyFat  |  19

I had the same problem but I had a picture of my self with my shirt off (I'm fat and it's good to take a pic of yourself and see the difference in weight loss) and I forgot about it and gave my phone to a girl I like and had to like nervously watch over and hope to god she doesn't look at my pics. All was well though thankfully she didn't.

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