By Anonymous / Wednesday 18 July 2012 16:09 / United Kingdom - Darlington

Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML

By butterball - / Wednesday 18 July 2012 14:41 / Israel - Palmahim

Today, I used a man's shirt as a pillowcase and sprayed it with cologne so I wouldn't feel alone in the night. FML

By MaeMoss - / Wednesday 18 July 2012 14:21 / United States
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 July 2012 08:57 / United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML

By tm / Wednesday 18 July 2012 05:06 / United States - Madisonville
By anonymous - / Wednesday 18 July 2012 04:02 / United States - Silverdale
By TimeForACareerChange - / Wednesday 18 July 2012 00:54 / United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

By mustachio101 - / Tuesday 17 July 2012 23:30 / United States - Montgomery

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML

By Alliente / Tuesday 17 July 2012 21:11 / United States
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 July 2012 20:19 / United States - Renton
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