Miscellaneous: Today, I returned from a half-month long trip to China with a...

By DuCkBuBbLeS - 20/02/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I returned from a half-month long trip to China with a group of friends. After throwing myself into my mother's arms and bursting into tears, she stops me to say 'Listen...these last couple of weeks have been some of the best I've ever had. Can we try to keep it like that?' FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, while making New Year's resolutions, I realized that I haven't hung out with anybody other than my family in over two years and I started crying. When my mom came in and I explained why I was crying, she replied, "Well that sucks. I'm off to have lunch with some friends. See you later!" FML

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By Liv - 29/10/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Great Bookham

Today, my mother was talking about a holiday she went on this time last year. She turned to me to say, "You would've loved it, it's a shame you couldn't come". I was there. It was just the two of us on holiday together. FML

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By redjesus69 - 03/02/2010 03:52 - United States

Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything to show my love for my girlfriend and make her happy, she told me she would give "anything" to relive the one week of her and her ex's relationship where she was the happiest in her life. FML

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Pleased to see you too

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML

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Feel the love

By unwanted - 11/08/2009 20:31 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about how my friend is going to China for a year instead of college. My mom suggested that I could do the same. When I told her that a trip to China is probably more expensive than my college tuition, my mom replied, "Not for a one way ticket". FML

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Foot meet mouth

By goodjobme - 23/02/2016 06:53 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was at church with some friends and our counselor, who had recently came back from Taiwan. I was born there and love to visit, so I immediately exclaimed, "How lucky!" A few seconds of awkward silence later, he said, "I was visiting my dad who was just diagnosed with cancer." FML

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Cheesy

By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my best friend that there was a time that I loved her, then told her it was today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year, and listed several years before that, etc. Her response? "Wow, I can't believe we've known each other that long." FML

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By homealone - 03/05/2012 04:39 - Canada

Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be alone in this big house." FML

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Policy of truth

By Home Alone 33 - 24/02/2022 14:00

Today, after two months of being apart from my wife of five years, who'd returned to Panama to deal with a family issue, she innocently slips into conversation that she’s been hanging out with her high school boyfriend. When challenged, she responded, “You get to see me all the time!” FML

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We're on a break

By col - 04/09/2020 01:56

Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML

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Cloudy_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 3:12

I get that you missed your mom --- and that's natural! But full-on sobbing and throwing yourself into her arms IS a bit much... It just sounds like you might be a BIT overly dependent and clingy towards her. That makes it understandable that she might like a nice break from tending to you every now and again... Her phrasing could have been a tad less harsh though, I suppose. Also: http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4915/futuramawr6.gif

Edmund_Dantes 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 6:58

half-month? Are you trying to hide the fact that you cried after two weeks away from your mom? Grow up.

Comments

shamille 5

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:34

wow your mom is mean!

Apex_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:36

Wow man that is pretty bad. You should find friends who wouldn't know that sort of thing.

michelleJ11 25

Thursday 24 April 2014 3:17

What?

wtf_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:51

#4 and #5 are total *****

Amkii 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:52

#4 - Chill out. Females cry at stuff. It happens. Hell, I cry at certain episodes of Futurama! Anyway, your mom is definitely a bitch. Reminds me of something my mom would say!

UserOfTheMind 24

Wednesday 2 December 2015 19:26

To be fair, everyone cries during the episode where Fry finds his old dog.

Dr_Phil 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:12

Maybe if you were a better child your mom would love you more.

ComaWhiteLove 18

Friday 22 November 2013 10:43

Wow what an arrogant asshole. "Better than you"? what a ******* joke..

kier31 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:58

Wow. I love how people are so very heartless. I would miss my mom too. And your mom is ridiculous.

shadow356 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 3:08

oh wow that totally sucks. your mom is a b*tch for sure.

Cloudy_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 3:12

ComaWhiteLove 18

Friday 22 November 2013 10:47

The thing about it though is that we don't know how old OP is. She could be a teen for all we know. That would certainly validate a potential dependent and possibly clingy relationship she may or may not have with her mother.