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Today, my looool boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. big fat FML

#6958036
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On 12/26/2009 at 3:47pm - love - by Vicky - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Today, the painting I workd on for three weeks was rejectd from an art contest cuz the looool rules prohibit fan art!! It wasn't fan art!! They mistook it for Twilight fan art!! FML

#6957410
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On 12/26/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday I was told by 'Seventeen to add liquid highlighter to mah foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

#6955134
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On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Got A New Laptop Fir Christmas. The Picture On The Box Showd A Woman Balancing It On One Finger To Show How Light It Was, So I Trid It Myself. I Droppd Laptop, Breaking The Hard Drive And Putting A Massive Crack Down The Screen. FML

#6953909
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On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I noticed a grl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool I decided to give her a smile an see what would happen. It came out as a creepy seedy grin prompting her to call security. mega FML

#6953786
56 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by creepyguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, family and I ara driving down to Franca and it's going to taka 4 hours. If that wasn't looool bad anough, mum dacida that sha is going to listan to tha CD sistar bought har 4 Christma on rapaat 4 thahola journay. It's Lady Gaga. FML

#6953630
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On 12/26/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by OhGodKillMeNow (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she pukd. She walkd around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

#6952779
35 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 4:10am - misc - by mothapuka (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Taday my boyfriend told his parent about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

#6952293
57 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I had two surprises 4 my boyfriend who was at work !! One was a dessert an the other was sexy lingerie !! He chose the dessert !! Then told me I was an idiot !! FML

#6951563
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On 12/26/2009 at 2:22am - intimacy - by boyfriendisatoss (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost 4 a dental crown? $900. FML

#6950494
60 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 1:10am - love - by Foam (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday , I have an Urinary Tract Infection , causing me to have to use the bathroom about every ten minutes. I'm also about to leave on a 15 hour car trip with my entire family. FML

#6949981
112 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 12:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today... my dad and I found in my house a water filter that has not been changed in over 20 years. We have been drinking that water that has been going through a filter that had more colors than a rainbow on it. FML

#6949871
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On 12/26/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by shithole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was riding te train ome, and I sat in te row in front of a omeles woman!! I noticed an old man staring at me!! I got off te train after a long 6 stops, and te old mano ad been staring at me walks up to me and says "Te lady beind u was flicking lice onto u teole time." FML

#6949420
79 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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