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Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML

#13290816
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On 10/02/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by harvdog - United States (Washington)

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

#13287891
93 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 10:26am - work - by help me! - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML

#13287262
136 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

#13287186
56 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML

#13286743
111 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by lmaoLOSER - United States (New York)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
191 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
100 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, I got a text from my ex: "I miss you." I was happy to hear this, so I replied "Really?" I got in return "Not really, I'm just really horny and thinking of you." FML

#13285189
102 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 2:25am - intimacy - by rawr101 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

#13284441
124 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by notsoonenufdeparted - United States (California)

Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML

#13283938
88 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML

#13283884
131 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 12:22am - love - by laterchoice (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to sit on the ground next to my crush at our college's free concert. Just as I took the final step toward him, somone ran into me causing me to trip and kick him in the crotch. He had to go to the emergency room. FML

Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML

#13281816
226 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)



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