by Wendie / 04/18/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (California) / Animals
khaya's comment : Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.
by B / 04/18/2011 at 4:09am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Kids
Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML
by HFCS / 04/18/2011 at 12:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
by stickyhair / 04/18/2011 at 12:46am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by sdgsfvbkuhkj / 04/17/2011 at 7:18pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by dumped / 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm / South Africa (Gauteng) / Love
by zoearcu / 04/17/2011 at 2:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
iSwizzle's comment : Maybe your husband lied...?
by ::Tracy:: / 04/17/2011 at 5:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by wellhellothere / 04/17/2011 at 3:25am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous