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Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML

#13512603
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33311) - you deserved it (10159)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has forgotten how old I am. However, he remembers exactly how much my real father owes him for child support. FML

#13512572
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28813) - you deserved it (2702)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:15pm - money - by moe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found myself crying in the bathroom because I started to feel lonely and depressed. My mother came into the bathroom, hearing me cry and gave me an hour long speech about what a beautiful human being I am... And to not forget to lose weight. FML

#13511696
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28543) - you deserved it (5420)

On 10/19/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

#13510751
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11777) - you deserved it (33421)

On 10/19/2010 at 11:24am - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

#13509015
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30831) - you deserved it (16544)

On 10/19/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that the friend I stayed up with for nights on end, talking out of depression and suicide, has 'politely' posted up on facebook that he secretly hates me. FML

#13508700
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30526) - you deserved it (3304)

On 10/19/2010 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I discovered the top I'm wearing becomes completely see-through when it rains. I just got caught in a storm on my lunch break, and still have 3 hours of work to go in my male dominated office. FML

#13508012
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25758) - you deserved it (8373)

On 10/19/2010 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML

#13507844
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13411) - you deserved it (41281)

On 10/19/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

#13507250
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33399) - you deserved it (3423)

On 10/19/2010 at 1:20am - health - by coeurdlucky - United States

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

#13506620
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81455) - you deserved it (3671)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

FFML_314's comment : That's when you tell her that you don't want to be with someone who's been banged more times than a screen door.

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Today, in my college class, our teacher asked us what we wanted to do when we get out of college. I guess being a U.S. Marine gets you a lecture for the whole class to hear that I'm a war hungry pig, and should get a real job that requires a brain. My job field is Aircraft repair. FML

#13506521
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36369) - you deserved it (4282)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by S3R1AL K1LL3R X - United States

Today, I had just finished re-completing all my assignments because I had lost my USB last week. I reached into my pocket for gum, instead I found the USB that I had apparently lost. I spent my weekend alone rather than spending time with my friends. I don't have another weekend off for a month. FML

#13505156
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12389) - you deserved it (27830)

On 10/18/2010 at 10:40pm - work - by haayloo (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

#13503645
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31819) - you deserved it (3932)

On 10/18/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by the_music_major (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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