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By Pancakegirl / Thursday 18 June 2009 00:24 / United States
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Well, damn, if he thought she was worth $100, this shouldn't be an FML! But since she was too busy bitching that she never gets hit on, I doubt she did anything for the poor guy.

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Uh, hopefully yes AFTER he buys you dinner in addition to the $100. To create more drama, get his name and after call the cops on him for soliciting you. :)

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you should have felt him up and loudly commented on the shameful excuse for balls that guy was packing

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he probably figured by spending like $50 for a motel, she wouldn't have sex for only $50. not that she did it for $100 but he doubled his chances ;)

lmao dress up a little better, start hitting the gym, and get some opinions on your looks and how to improve them and you'll probably get hit on more

You should have told been like "Sure. But Make sure you read my warning label. One visit with me will result in many visits to the clinic for you, and being the gentleman I know you are, you a liable for a months worth of my treatments." And what about your friend? I guess the man isnt imaginative for threesomes?

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Today I asked a girl to have sex with me behind the IHOP. Turns out I didn't have a condom but I told her I did. I now have chlymidia. FML.

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