Merry Xmas

By Christmas sucks - 24/12/2012 01:03 - United States - Boston

Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML
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RevengeIsSweet 11

This close to the actual holiday, I don't think it matters much.

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xlord 27

Wow. I find it amazing how you would know that this exact same thing would happen if you owned a cat.

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bredahl 26

This is why I don't own a cat.

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xlord 27

Wow. I find it amazing how you would know that this exact same thing would happen if you owned a cat.

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Nekogami 14

I'd like to think I speak for all cat owners when I give you the finger. Cats = great. You = not so much.

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xlord 27

Haha I love how all 3 of us have cat pictures and are defending cats so fervently.

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Enslaved 36

It was a must that I joined this cat picture lineup.

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xlord 27

@27- hush you, or I shall take an extra large stinky poo in the litter box and smile as you pick it up!!!!

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cool_story_bro14 4

So many cats as profile pictures in these reply comments...

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SomeDeadRabbits 8

Um. I'm a cat too... Uh. Meow?

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TML329 14

Aww I don't have a cat profile pic,I feel so uncool now :(

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Nekogami 14

Lol! Should've checked back sooner. Ahaha.

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Thursday737 7

did somebody say cat picture thread?

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DanielleinDC 33

It's why I don't put up a tree. That and I live in a tiny apartment.

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RevengeIsSweet 11

This close to the actual holiday, I don't think it matters much.

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coldhated 7

Well it can be an early Christmas , worse could have happend.

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happle 21

I don't see why OP would wrap presents so close to the Christmas tree. Nothing would have happened if she was somewhere else.

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cheezepoof2002 4

hiding in the living room to wrap presents? you have no kids and you are a crazy cat lady, don't lie.

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CharresBarkrey 15

The FML clearly says OP has a daughter... Did you even read it?

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RecklessLove 18

Clearly, you didn't get what they were saying.

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cheezepoof2002 4

clearly you two dips hits are the ones who don't get it.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Well, now you wont have to hear the legendary Christmas -urprise scream of children.

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TML329 14

Oh crap the children are uprising we're all doomed

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ALlamaOnFire 20

What is your username about missy! Christmas doesn't suck! BLASPHEMY

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zandalee 19

Well I hope you have a wonderful Christmas anyway. Merry Xmas everyone on FML! Xxxxxoxox

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TheDrifter 23

New Years resolution "Buy a better tree stand". Or put the cat on a diet, whatever works for you.

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zandalee 19

Not all of us ******* want to be skinny. Don't be all judging up a ******* grill. Merry Xmas!!

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thefatman38 4

Or lift a few weights to move from under a tree

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suboy 10

You can never go wrong with gift bags. Pop in the gift with some tissue and Voila. Couldve had them ready and been away from the tree.

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pjmommy 9

its great that you're worried about ruining her surprise and not getting hurt

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