Embarrassing, Awkward and Miscellaneous: HELP!

HELP!

By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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You deserved it 91 589

Weirdo

By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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You deserved it 727

By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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You deserved it 8 877

By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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You deserved it 4 725

By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 2 763

By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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You deserved it 45 095

By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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You deserved it 724

Goober

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 02:00

Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML

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You deserved it 771

Revealing

By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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You deserved it 4 278

By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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You deserved it 192

snowsock 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:34

Maybe you should, I dunno, try it both ways before screaming?

Aelaena 6

Friday 19 June 2009 9:35

this looks oddly familier.. must run in the family

Comments

Singularity_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:33

Another repeat FML. =(

mattiscool 0

Friday 19 June 2009 13:11

yeh of fml #851826

Ringmaster1 0

Friday 19 June 2009 13:30

Yeah, guess today was just a lot of YDI

ndanick 4

Friday 19 June 2009 18:57

How com the fakes can get on here but my REAL ones cant??????? F your life your= FML

fivealive143 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:36

lmfaoooooo.. i know right?!

zach055 23

Thursday 8 April 2010 4:15

how stupid are you?

breenarae25 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 8:22

lol did u read the one where her tampon slid across the bathroom n a girl in the other stall started screaming. lol

00754chan 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:33

baha, genious.

sonik42 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:37

Spelled genius wrong...

pompompom_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:51

whahaha that's just great

snowsock 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:34

Maybe you should, I dunno, try it both ways before screaming?

freshtastic 0

Friday 19 June 2009 11:08

yeah seriously... you'd think it would be common sense too.

ambersaysrawr 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:17

Lol, yeah.a

Aelaena 6

Friday 19 June 2009 9:35

this looks oddly familier.. must run in the family

crazieeli 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:36

LOL ! i think just about everyone has either pushed instead of pulled or pulled instead of pushed. hahaha

beanerkid 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:37

.. and after you got out of the bathroom did you go back to the short bus with your helmet?

jackfm5 0

Friday 19 June 2009 10:09

hahhahahhaha

DangerousBabee 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:39

Your claustrophobic? Does that mean your scared of santa claus? EVERYONE LETS SCARE HIM! >:o HO HO HO!! >:)

IphaiLyf 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:03

i hope you are joking about that.

ely46 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:38

I gave you a FYL. If this is true then you are such an amazing idiot. Your life is ****** because of your shear stupidity. Hopefully, there is some explanation for how you were unable to complete one of the most simple tasks in life. Did you receive some sort of brain trauma? That would be the only way to explain this without you being a future winner of a Darwin Award.

Avenging_Angel 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:38

You didn't figure out how the door worked when you entered and then locked the door? Dumb ass...

penizulaface 0

Friday 19 June 2009 11:35

******* hell. i swear you are NOT allowed to say the word stupid then spell something wrong in the same ******* sentence its S H E E R. retard.

penizulaface 0

Friday 19 June 2009 14:10

...moran would be obviously a joke, seeing as its normally pronounced morOn, but thanks for deciding im potentially too stupid to understand, fuckbag.

Skarvig 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:28

Kids gather round we will talk about Skitt's law. Our friend penizulaface gives us a very good example how it works. Skitt's law says that if one person does a grammar flame he will automatically have grammar errors. Now we will learn something about capitalization. For example : An I is always capitalized, the word after a full stop is also always capitalized. Penizulaface does neither of theses things. He is a stupid little brat who thinks that he's a smartass but fails at an immense level. Thank you penizulaface, you are an idiot.