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Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

#9065409
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27003) - you deserved it (4497)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:00am - love - by crapcrapcrap (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML

#9064267
62 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by kkbb - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while at work, I was told by a man who had literally just gotten back from his mothers funeral to cheer up, I was depressing him. FML

#9063709
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20137) - you deserved it (5635)

On 03/14/2010 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size he asked for me to find a ring that I liked and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh the generosity. FML

#9062529
448 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 12:04am - love - by anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

dudeitsdanny's comment : It's about the love, not the ring.

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Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML

#9059310
134 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 10:17pm - health - by bobby - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I followed an acne treatment. It was only after I'd finished the treatment that I read the bottom line, stating "Do not scrub your face". I only had one pimple to start with, now it looks like I sandpapered my face. FML

#9057957
66 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by Painfulfaceforme - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

#9056198
153 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

#9054929
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42697) - you deserved it (2616)

On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

#9048258
285 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML

#9048204
122 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML

#9047777
234 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:16pm - money - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

#9047626
170 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:10pm - love - by bumblebee (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML

#9047484
88 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:01pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)



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