By WTF - 12/09/2015 00:54 - Australia
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
By WTF - 12/09/2015 00:54 - Australia
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia
By sad-boing - 02/10/2015 21:01 - United Kingdom - Dartford
By Anonymous - 13/10/2015 07:35 - United States - Davis
By dBLIZZARD - 05/11/2015 03:32 - United States
By Quendolin - 09/11/2015 14:07 - Germany
By weldingmachine217 - 16/11/2015 21:47 - United States - Blanchard
By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha
By Sleep_lover654 - 07/01/2016 06:46 - United States - Tempe
By Bex98 - 11/01/2016 08:17 - United States - San Francisco
So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.
By Ishikur - 03/02/2016 13:33 - Canada - Airdrie
By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park
By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 03:53 - United States - Indianapolis
By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 20:21 - United States - Slidell
By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich
By Anonymous - 23/08/2016 08:38
By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia
By Junkrat - 08/12/2016 13:32
By atomwolf - 09/12/2016 17:01 - United Kingdom - Southampton
First of all, Iwanted to thank FML staff for publishing this, I didn't think they would. Anyway, I just wanted to clear up some obvious confusion here. The full story is, of course my sister dropped off her baby at my apartment. Later on, I had left the baby for her nap, naturally leaving the door open as I always saw my sister do. I went into the kitchen to make her bottle and a quick meal for me. I didn't see my dog near me but I thought nothing of it since he is always so well- behaved. Right when I finished, I heard the baby cry out but giggle, so I thought maybe she had gotten one of the toys. Clearly wrong. I went into the room to see my dog had somehow (do not ask how for I do not know) opened her crib, gotten in, and did...well, did that. I had to quickly pry him off of course but unfortunately, the image is burned into my mind.