Suspicious mind
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Youngsville
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Hey guys, OP here. I love the comments xD This happened a couple of months ago, and actually, before this incident he did confide in me that he was bisexual, and as I am open minded and bisexual as well, we did do some experimenting with a strap on to see if I could satisfy him on that level. His comment was meant to suggest that because I didn't have a REAL penis, it wasn't enough for him, which was painful to hear, because obviously, there was nothing I could do about it and I was very invested in our relationship. He changed his stance on the matter when he was sober, but we did move out of a boyfriend girlfriend relationship and into more of a FWB relationship, and we're both happier now. :)