By Noname - 22/01/2009 23:27 - Canada

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 804
You deserved it 10 217

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I wish you the best of luck meeting other women (the kind with no penis).

ok, im gay and i find that a bit disturbing. She should've told him

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@shadowradiance has the right idea.

This made me laugh xD

holy shit. that is very very disturbing. the uncut version, i mean.

I wish you the best of luck meeting other women (the kind with no penis).

#13, read #10.

#10 is just a /b/astard having a laff, and i did lol'

unless you like it.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola" L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy, But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola Well, we drank champagne and danced all night, Under electric candlelight, She picked me up and sat me on her knee, And said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?" --- Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy, But when I looked in her eyes, Well I almost fell for my Lola, Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola Lola lo lo lo lo Lola lo lo lo lo Lola I pushed her away. I walked to the door. I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees. I looked at her, and she at me. Well that's the way that I want it to stay. And I always want it to be that way for my Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola. Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls. It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, Except for Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola. Well I left home just a week before, And I've never ever kissed a woman before, But Lola smiled and took me by the hand, And said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

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I think frisbee just peed himself laughing

No life if he had time to go this^^^

I wouldn't care unless it was one of those disgusting manly shemales.

damn that sucksss.