CPS!
By jasminejzhu - 14/04/2013 09:58 - Australia - Melbourne
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By jasminejzhu - 14/04/2013 09:58 - Australia - Melbourne
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By NZgirl92 - 15/04/2013 02:29 - New Zealand - Wellington
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By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan
By twinArmageddon2 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon
By OPhere - 15/04/2013 07:37 - United States - Hayward
OP here. To the people who said I deserved it, my psychotic mother actually had the balls to craft a ******* rejection letter and mail it to me. I was sixteen and had never seen an authentic denial letter from Yale---you guys would've believed it, too, had you been in my shoes. To the people who keep bringing up e-mail: it was 1996. As my generation will tell you, we grew up without the internet. To the people who agree that my mom's a bitch, damn straight she ******* is. My daughters and son will not be seeing much of mee-maw anymore, nor will I. To the people who said I wouldn't be who I am today without that lie: Doesn't matter; parents are supposed to nurture their children, not deprive them for personal gain.
By chrissy2 - 15/04/2013 16:17 - United States - Farmville
It was my first time getting my hair dyed, and I only wanted it a little lighter and not pay 100 dollars compared to 10 dollars haha. And it sucked because I had to go to my waitressing job at a fancy restaurant right afterwords.
By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg
By Grand_Cookie - 16/04/2013 08:48 - United States - Norfolk
Haha!! Thanks for the support and funny comments! I am a guy and these people she talks about are women and aren't there for anything violent. A few of them have drug/alcohol problems and the rest like to steal things which are also pretty much the same things my entire family did to get locked up at the same time along with some other stuff I don't feel like listing. The sad part is that some of them seem better then the semi-insane girls I usually end up talking to.
By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont
By sherrylynn - 19/04/2013 21:50 - United States - West Haven
By reyoflight - 19/04/2013 22:04 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro
By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby
By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 01:16 - New Zealand
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hebron
PS. I have a boyfriend, who lives with the friend whose birthday it was and his girlfriend.