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BatmanOfHouston

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League City, Tx., United States of America
28 years-old
Friday 07 July 1995
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About Batmanofhouston

My name is Chris and I'm obsessed with Batman. I love everything that has to do with Batman. Oh and I love AK-47s. That's my overall favorite gun. I plan on joining the USMC this year and becoming a member of the most elite force in the world. Kik me at BatmanOfHouston.

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Back from the party

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I agree, my mouse works.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 774

You deserved it 4 186

By Evolution mama - 05/02/2014 19:52 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 194

You deserved it 24 257

By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 921

You deserved it 45 085

By brookenicolee29 - 26/01/2014 22:06 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was reading FML's birthday blog post and saw a picture of myself in it. I would've been happy if it wasn't #4 in the list of worst duckfaces of the week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 243

You deserved it 55 179

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Monday 27 January 2014 1:50

I changed my picture because o it(: And it was more of a kissy face.. Haha

I didn't see you there

By SolaceInRage - 20/03/2013 23:53 - United States - Wilmette

Today, I tossed half a sausage to a dog sitting beside a park bench. It wasn't until he lunged for it and dragged the man beside him off of the bench that I realized it was a seeing eye dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 139

You deserved it 26 913