By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada
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By elevatorFAIL - 10/08/2009 23:00 - United States
elevatorFAIL tells us more.
By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 22:40 - Sweden - V?ster
By clodius - 20/11/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Airdrie
clodius_fml tells us more.
Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.
First!
By karma - 28/01/2009 18:36 - Canada
Vessels
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Make it stop
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By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 22:21 - United Kingdom - Derry
Whodunnit
By emily - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By GymBattle - 31/10/2013 23:18 - United States
Am I being Punk'd?
By Anonymous - 16/05/2024 19:00
Get them away from me
By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States
By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico
It's hot!
By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco
By argh - 01/02/2010 13:17 - United States
Barter off!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Meowingtons500 - 28/11/2011 04:02 - Canada
Meowingtons500 tells us more.
Think Mario moustache + typical Saskatchewanian redneck man with a 80's trucker hat and you gots it.:)
By therosalina - 01/10/2018 10:30 - United States - Duluth
Sharing is caring
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By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France
Thanks dad
By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 17:32 - Canada - Brantford
By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 05:22 - United States
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To clear this up: it was mainly because the people in the hotel were not helpful at all and this was just one of the last straws. The FML part was the guy at the front desk of the hotel in New Orleans was like the most unhelpful person ever. And it's also kind of akward if you don't exactly get along with the person you're stuck with. And no, I am not usually claustrophobic, but in extreme cases, like such, it is rather disconcerting. As for the cell phone service in the elevator, we were only about 4 inches up from the ground floor. And if FML let me post a longer story, it would have been entirely different. If the girl I called had posted, it would have been mainly about the fact that the hilarity of this whole situation caused here to piss herself. Especially with the fact that our adult leader used force to open the elevator doors...