Today, I got way too bored and stoned, so I created a Tinder profile named "Covid" with a picture of the Coronavirus and a funny description. I'd never had so many matches. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me about having an active Tinder profile. When she showed it to me, it was someone pretending to be me. But that now begs the question: Why is she on Tinder? FML
Today, a guy on Tinder matched with me. I reached for my phone so fast, I slipped and broke my nose against the toilet, then when I tried to use the bowl as support to stand up, my hand slipped and I slammed my broken nose right back onto the toilet. Don’t think Mr Tinder is seeing me tonight. FML
Today, I’m so ugly, I had to pay for more likes on Tinder because I ran out of them. FML
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
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Top comments
bloopaloop 27
155,000 and counting, way to go!
Marcella1016 32
So I’m curious what the description was lol
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bloopaloop 27
155,000 and counting, way to go!
rgkkk 17
Some people literally died laughing
WistayShlaio82 13
Wow, lots of crazy people
RichardPencil 32
So, you're less attractive than pneumonia?
Marcella1016 32
So I’m curious what the description was lol
RichardPencil 32
On one dating site, I made a fake account named LeaveMeTheF_Alone and claimed to be a 3'6" woman weighing over 300 lbs and having no pics. I had many more hits than with my actual account as a male. The thirst is real.
icecreamisrad 13
You are a ******* moron