Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
You walked into that one
Today, I asked my mom if I could borrow $20 since I don’t get paid until Friday. She responded with, “Why don’t you return those packages that arrived this week from your online shopping sprees?” FML
Cruise away
Today, my mom booked my family a $250 spot for a dinner cruise. I'm a type 1 diabetic in diabetic ketoacidosis. I told her that I needed to go to the hospital as this could kill me. Her response? "WHAT ABOUT THE $250 I PAID FOR THE CRUISE?!" I guess she cares more about the money than the fact I might die. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Experts, schmexperts
Today, my mom took medical advice from her friend over mine. Her friend sells cheese and I'm a pharmacist. FML
Scarcity
Today, after several hours, two pharmacies, several bus rides, $20, and many phone calls, I returned home. Guess who still doesn't have a glucose monitor? Yup, I have to go do this all again tomorrow. FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML
Addicted to the anticipation
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, I had to hear my housemate complain about an order being delayed. The last couple of orders took two months to arrive, and she decided to order yet again from that company, so she checks daily and I have to hear about it. FML
Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML
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tief06 0
that bitch.
Hdemonking 0
Fake a hypoglycemic coma. I know I would.
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tief06 0
that bitch.
myfruitloop 0
you are only half right, she is in fact a female, yet not a doggy
JacksonCampbell 9
Art majors are pointless. You don't need a university to tell you you can paint, sculpt, draw, or overall be successful. an extreme example of this would be Adolfo Hitler. Art universities denied him access, only for him to be one of the most famous men in history. Science department is where it's at.
josebeto1 6
Plan a Plan to damage her pancreas that little or no insulin will be produced and prevent her from getting medication. Lets see how she likes it.
yomama126 0
agreed 15
bbucaro98 0
bitch (n.) a female dog The bitch gave birth to the puppy.
sara8866 8
I am pretty sure that if you need insulin and she isn't getting it for you that is neglect or child abuse considering it is a NEED if you only need pills for your diabetes then you can control it with diet and exercise so do the diet and exercise but still tell your mother to fk off for not giving you your meds!!
NavySEAL13 0
well there's two ways to get you meds one tell you school principal what's going on or in the middle of the night take a pillow case and choke her with it. JK but go see a principal
number1beaner 0
14 your a douche, and na man that's messed up diabetes is serious thing man. Get pay back by scrubbing the toilet with your moms toothbrush
whitesox365 0
heres an idea: give your mom a bomb. set timer and give her wire cutters. then say oops, the book that says how to defuse a bomb comes in two weeks.
AMagicalLeoplura 0
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Today, my star child informed me that he needed medication for diabetes. I wasted my last $40 shipping paint overnight to my dropout child yesterday cause she wouldn't shut up about it. Now my son thinks I'm a bitch. FML
pandaSmore 0
Hitler isn't primarily know for his art though -.- Employees don't care about whether or not you have a major in fine arts, they care about whether you're actually skilled at it or not. While going to school for art can certainly help you greatly it's definitely not necessary.
valalvax 13
I wonder if the op has a two week supply on hand and isn't whining just because she doesnt have the package NAOW also, two weeks for delivery? wtf?!
Matty1188 6
Your picture is highly offensive.
rafsta 0
spoiled brat
missymoo123 0
lol
Tuesdays76 0
84, Even though it's not a necessity, when the economy gets bad, as it's been, and you need something more to get the bills paid, A college Degree helps with that.
pertained 12
She's probably on a deadline, so stop thinking about yourself OP.
poy2x 0
your just not that important :(
dolphincheddar 10
education ftw!
burgerburger 0
dear 108 she dropped out of school!! what would she have a deadline for??
slantyshanty 7
one could ask, "Where is the love?"
a7x_RoCk3r 12
"Your picture is highly offensive" Grow up please?
Mr_Darkside 5
go to the hospital and call your mom. stretch the truth make the reason your their sound worse then it really is. I bet you she'll feel horrible. plus I bet they'll give you insulin at the hospital. so not only will your mom feel like a bitch (cause she is one) you'll also get what you need.
KellyIsTheBest32 12
108, OP is on a deadline for LIFE.
pertained 12
I see my eyes skipped over the dropout part of the FML, so therefore I apologise to OP who indeed may soon be skipping on the path of the underworld.
bitch_pleez 10
*diabeetus I hate when people think its pronounced diabetes.
Maycontainnuts 17
They probably won't give her enough insulin to last her though... they'll give her enough to bring her sugars low enough so she's out of hospital. Then it's back to square one! Also I don't know how it works in America, but if you have to go to hospital for any reason, don't you have to pay?
Maycontainnuts 17
oops, that was meant to be for #154.
areakiller525 9
15 he is famous in a bad way though
Kartor 6
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Huh?
CAPTmok 7
Am sure OP's mother has a perfectly logical reason for this insane act...
flighted 1
Yes, it is called PLAYING FAVORITES :|
Hdemonking 0
Fake a hypoglycemic coma. I know I would.
natirixoxo 0
call her out on it or get a damn job
ugliness 6
actually without insulin it would be better to fake diabetic ketoacidosis
marcranger 29
137, agreed, although they'll check op's urine, so maybe it's better to move straight to the coma. oh, wait, all this is going to happen no matter what if those meds don't arrive in time...send your mom the hospital bill, op.
GoingLesbian 0
How can you fake diabetic coma with no insulin? Assuming OP is insulin dependent, they will have ketoacidosis within a few days without medication, will be vomiting and extremely ill within 12 hours. I was hospitalized by 1 week.. Granted everyone is different? OP needs to go to the hospital, tell the they have no medication and her family can't pay for it. the end. Cheers.
Maycontainnuts 17
The medication wouldn't exactly help with that so that wouldn't prove a point. The medication is generally there to check what level the sugars are at, and to give insulin to keep sugars low and balance out any food eaten. If they're left without that it's more likely OP's sugars would go high. Besides, if they fake a hypoglycaemic coma then next time, if it's real, they might just assume OP's faking.
GrahamAker 3
so messed up. not even funny.
ydi_4_suking 20
a little funny
grafixxx687 0
thats so messed up...ur mom needs to get her priorities straight...its good shes supporting ur sister in her endeavors but ur health is a million times more important than any paint!!!
loveuforever 0
Exactly what I was thinking.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
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I see her reasoning. Paint is fun, medicine is gross and boring. I'd of done the same thing :D
Garyy_fml 11
If you would do what she did in that situation, you're going to hell.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Hahaha, it's funny that you believe in hell.. *proceeds to paint* :D
CateXOX 0
22- If you didn't get the sarcasm in that comment you're going to hell.
Angel_Vice 0
I'd have*
TigerBloodGirl15 0
35-ur stupid cuz sarcasm can only go so far on the Internet his sarcasm was not clear enough
ydi_4_suking 20
haha only weenies believe in hell
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I was actually being ironic. In order for it to be sarcasm there had to have been an insult intended :o
docscientist 10
56- No ur stpd cuz its totly sarcam nd f u cant c dat den ur moron lol
hellogoodbye1996 6
don't call someone a moron if you are going to type like that.
Kyze_Ninja 10
72, docscientist was typing like the person he replied to
rocketeer_97 1
72- he was trying to prove a point moron
gabii1fred 0
why "lol" ?
hellogoodbye1996 6
he's not type like the person that posted the comment. all you guys are imbeciles.
docscientist 10
Aw, shucks. It's hard to have fun around here.
HighAsTheStars 0
hmm. I suppose you should become a weenie.
sk8rchick97 0
eyyy don't hate on each other on this site... thats wat Facebook is for people!!
ilikebluee 0
Hmmm art work or Medication? Which is more important?
number1beaner 0
apparently art work is to this woman
Screwie 25
Don't worry, you're too sweet for these pills.
Darknesskilla 0
ha, I see what you did there...
foxyrambo 3
I don't...
KellyIsTheBest32 12
i belive Screwie was joking about "sweet" because she thinks diabetics can not eat sweets. but they can.
EVOEVO_Monkey 10
Lol
Screwie 25
I know they can darling, my mom is diabetic.
KellyIsTheBest32 12
ok then. wanna explain to me why you made that ignorant joke?
Screwie 25
"You're too sweet" high sugar hint hint!
pinkXrainbow 0
maybe your mom just hates you?
OhhDamnnnnn 3
that's mean.? she probably just doesn't like you.?
rocketeer_97 1
70- dont you know. ? thats what looks cool now. ?