Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML
Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, I was watching The Ring on TV in the early morning. When the scene where the girl is crawling out of the TV came on, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML
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DSfriscoe 2
At least he didn't punch you in the face.
DocBastard 40
Who the **** thinks it's funny to sneak up and try to scare people? Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.
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Comments (86)
DSfriscoe 2
At least he didn't punch you in the face.
CoolBroStory 7
I am le carrot.
scottieclark 4
That's hilarious!
cradle6 13
That's really where I thought this fml was going.
LolFMLnot 10
Well, that backfired.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Troll fail. Better luck next time, little bitch.
Jiplo 18
Epic backfired trolling.
Jonkbaby 23
man, f the briefcase's life
at0micmin3r 23
This.
pedosmurf 7
Back down lil bitch haha
lrgenesis 19
Hahahaha sounds like my dad. Shoulda punched him lol
nofearjenshere 12
Yeah, cause its always a great idea to punch your dad...
Pandacupcakelove 26
Dafuq..
hemz_fml 13
Haha at least u guys r having fun
MellyBee 9
If you're willing to play a prank on someone then it should be okay for them to do it to you!
mikeman1744 18
he does seem like a little bitch
immaMonsta 8
Ha, don't you love it when that happens?
ALlamaOnFire 20
At least he didn't punch you in the junk*
Swiftly 0
Because the first place I aim when I'm going to hit someone is their dick...
GovernorGeneral 8
That is the first rule for self defence. Well its mostly the first... - prepares for the downthumbs - Im ready >:(
DocBastard 40
Who the **** thinks it's funny to sneak up and try to scare people? Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.
annoytanor 1
Ever heard of Halloween?
danishbagel 3
Counter-pwnd!
DrMime 10
Cool story, bro.
j_cat187 20
Counter strike
urdirtyolduncle 15
Counter productive
LMA0 5
Counter intuitive.
DrMime 10
Troll dad always takes the cake! Or in this case, the fruit cake. Fruit cake means means gays! :D
iLikeSportz33 0
Is this supposed to be funny?
theevilduchess 12
Gawd I hope not.
DrMime 10
What's a computer?
samikitty961 8
I love DrMime!
christinnaaa 10
hey at least you know you will be on top of your game when youre older. (;
PaulB123 11
Karma. Kar-ma!
Canucks8506 0
Leafs suck.