Damian
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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me
Carthage, United States
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
hannahlorraine
United States
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Steve
Oshkosh, United States 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
ugh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
notexactly
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
You OK hun?
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML
bkay26
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Anonymous
Just a question
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Anonymous
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Handy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
SCARRED
Kansas City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
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hwilly 0
awkward as a ************, I would of jumped right out
tylerjs12 0
lol
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tylerjs12 0
lol
MrFlintstone 5
lock the bathroom doors when you go in there
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
omg for a moment I read the FML wrong and I thought it said your dad got in the shower with you :O but yeah so what if she did? you were naked inside of her for 9 months...
xo_kat_xo 0
must have been so awkward!
Mitcha857 0
yea defiantly the worst way to start your morning
mimi_animee 18
17 - maybe op's bathroom door is like mine. the lock is broken so u cant lock the door.
BagleHead 6
Shoulda had sex with her..
largefoofighter 0
32-Definitely*
kaylanicole1255 1
Your mom KNEW it was you and NOT your dad!! :p
eyez_lay_low1921 0
haha. would've been funnier if it was ur dad in place of ur mom.! but yea incest is NOT cool
cookie_3008 4
i think the problem here is... that SHE wasnt.
epicenur 2
19, so your saying it's alright for a naked mom to join their teenager's shower?
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
64 - no but his life isn't ****** :/ well unless she's really old and wrinkly :O
misa08 0
nasty
meelo88 13
*cue jingle* the best part of waking up.... is seeing your mom in the buck...... NOT!!!!
sassypants93 17
69, So you're saying that if his mom was hot that it would be better?
wordnerd42 0
Replace "mom" and "dad" with "grandma" and "grandpa." The confusion becomes slightly more explainable, while the scenario itself becomes... -shudders- FYL, but see, it could've been worse.....
craZgal321 6
#32 what i it wasnt in the morn i take showers at night :)
biggary19 3
wincest
Insomniaddict 0
Lol indeed. Pics or it didn't happen.
Insomniaddict 0
Pics or it didn't happen. And also rule 34
simply_improper 1
wow, are you sure she wasnt just testin the waters? maybe she meant to get in the shower with you. but when you freaked she played it off like " oops"
oemgeezz 0
lol @ 19
Relalith 1
how did 35's comment get so many negative votes? hilarious.
Person000 0
I ******* hate people like 19 that always compare the story with something nothing like it. Yes as a fetus he was in his mom. As a ******* teenager I might think its uh maybe just a little weird? For that matter,#19, why don't you take showers with your mom?
tk1235 0
wtf...
Tuesdays76 0
Whoa there buddy. Take a deep breath and remember it was a joke, one that was in no way directed at you (unless your his mom, I doubt it). So why get offended?
MrSassypants 34
op is just lucky his mom didn't come in and continue doing it. "Honey you have gotten shorter (I'm talking about height not something else)" "Mom?!?" "Oh honey it's you! Well I already got in"
varkey 7
@33: then you should fix it... i don't understand why you wouldn't, even if i was broke that'd be the first thing i'd spend on after food and OP... that really sucks and that's disgusting...... FYL
Jammy01jams 2
that's ******* gross. you realize you sweat while sleeping and your hair becomes greasy. people shower in the morning and brush your teeth after you eat Breakfast. I don't enjoy your deathly smelling breath, nor your BO of your bed.
Brennanrulez 0
DAMNIT 116! i was gonna say that =[
misscalimar 10
thats soooooooo wrong :(
ebroks 17
disgusting
hwilly 0
awkward as a ************, I would of jumped right out
ibkillen 0
pun intended???? *mother *******
kingtz 6
Nice catch, #59!
kruzito 0
did you get laid?
JacksonCampbell 9
I see what you did thar!
Killah_Jay 0
lmao! Good one, 59!
hesallineed26 0
59- WIN :)
Lucidium 0
59 - LOSE!
kristledaigle 0
u lose
joe_says_so 0
haha get it? mother ******!!!! wooooo I'm hella cool.
MrSassypants 34
59 you look like nick swardson with a wig.
baraethon 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
did you try and keep her idea going? ;)
tr3vst3r 5
ew pce
Tatertotz515 0
sicko
mk58 31
*vomit*
ryjoy12 0
how often do you get outside? jw.......
Sprossy1 0
*begins repeatedly throwing up*
TeeHee124 0
*gets hard*
SchiTzenGiglez 0
*pukes again*
mattmadden 0
Eww #3 would you have kept it going? :x
challdo 0
awww yeah;) I'd embrace it... with lube
skaterpaige 3
uuumm...okay then... ew? -_-
darseidia 0
you're nasty. you need help.
FTang 0
"Wincest"
MyFirstKiss 0
no winsest that'd be just plain nasty insest
tacocannon99 5
dammit. that was a funny comment. you need to learn to get a frikin seems of humor dammit
kei1108 13
hahahaha I love how you make one joke and then suddenly everyone hates you. XD But ew.. that's a creepy thought...... Happy Easter!.,.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
soo much thumbs down lololol
LaylaaMariee 0
i don't know what a seems of humor is... I know what a SENSE of humor is.. but... either way... you need help :)
creepycrawler 0
*incest
shumian 4
Buried the **** outta yew
JustinBieber6 0
really???
AaronLeeParvin 0
eww wtf u ******* incest freak get the **** out of here!!!
Dr_Jalepenos 0
Wow thats like the most thumbs down ive seen!O_o
emilyd10 3
Dude thats ****** up and disgusting
ammerhammer 3
Ok a) he was probably joking and b) over react much, 340?
cjlerch 29
You do realize that's incest, right? Which, in most cases, is illegal. Depending on where you live, it can be punishable by life in prison.
marinus_fml 20
Are you hung like your father?
jesssss93 0
inappropriate.
marinus_fml 20
I find it appropriate.
Winter247 2
Very inappropriate.
lmaoatall 6
found it kinda funny
freight48 0
hilarious!!
psycho9631 1
there over reacting it's appropriate lol
weird_little_kid 0
why would he be hung?
Suchagoonnn 4
85 ur just a kid
hereforthehour01 0
Marinus! welcome back from MIA status (: I also find it appropriate btw:P
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
85 it's an expression
dmarco96 0
get over it
dmarco96 0
I mean the ppl that find it in appropriate, then don't read the comments!
MrSassypants 34
4's picture just makes what he said a thousand times funnier
vip3r20 8
holy ****** creeper status
el_chinito 6
indeed
shae_butter 0
that's awkward. o.O
Anton317 4
really awkward
ImaWiseGuy 5
I wonder if it's gonna be in one of the dinner conversations tonight.....
Rwcrazy 0
Great eyes
purplepandaz 0
it's even awkward sharing a bathroom wth your parent cuz you know they do THT sorta stuff… DX
jesssss93 0
you too
A7X_LoVeee 10
He left a letter out. I'm pretty sure you were able to figure it out.
fatoush_fml 0
hey is there a way we can contact other uses on FML ?
kittykat1501 31
Yes. Go to messages.
Connor_Williams 2
haha :D ur mom is stupid tho
mrbungles 0
nice. beginnings of a good ****.
j4ym4n 2
Bom chicka wow wow.
madseewhy 3
totally
lucas755 1
good is a bit of an understatement
mrbungles 0
your right. an amazing porno. the possibilities would be endless.
Blazingcrono 6
If this isn't wincest, I don't know what is...
proudcookie11 0
wtf...awkward indeed
number1beaner 0
your dad is going to kick your ass for moving in on his woman.
mariazzz 5
at least your parents still enjoy each others company and get it on. Hopefully you can erase that image of her naked in there with you lmao