Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML
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Nikia818 6
Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.
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emmingle 24
Slow down, hotstuff.
mpkpm 19
Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!
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emmingle 24
Slow down, hotstuff.
Eahae3 12
I always love it when hot juicy filling spills on my boob...
SgtAssCheeks 21
#6 Get out.
Mynamewontfi 40
#6 You should close your mouth if you drool that bad.
Sports_guy3 28
#6- We know how hungover you got when the Seahawks won. Just, next time, stay off FML.
tweetypie 18
Weird, this happened to me the other day but with soup. As if the domino's cinna stix burn on my arm wasn't bad enough.
DocDrose 20
them hot pockets be sneakily dangerous! ... and hot!
livinlifeCJ 4
#51 That comment was really random..
sdroze1389 31
#51. I'm a Denver fan but that comment was so pointless that it hurt my brain. it's FML not ESPN
sdroze1389 31
but I do regret the Denver ass whooping
LadySalazara 6
Boob filling
mpkpm 19
Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!
HelloooooNurse 20
"Death Pockets" as sung by Jim Gaffigan
j_cat187 20
Diarrhea pocket
DavidKnows 11
Ha!
beaglegal 42
Usually mine are burning on the edges and frozen on the inside. Or a different temperature with each bite.
junkman6 22
Hot pockets, open wrapper drop in toilet. Congratulations you have just eaten a hot pocket properly.
SadisticStephyy 21
I used to have that problem. Then I got a new microwave and now the whole thing is hot as ****.
sdroze1389 31
get one of those plastic covers, changed my life. the corndog industry invented them and everyone won, take advantage of this modern technology.
omgcyndaquil 23
You're alright. The right boob is only the backup boob. The left one is the important one. Feel better!
xerbrus 14
What she says is true left is almost always bigger
Narttu 20
I must be a real freak then, my right boob is much bigger! :(
Mauskau 36
My right boob is much bigger than my left but men tend to go for the left. wut
Ihavegas 22
I'm assuming all the men you know are right handed?
irocksox2014 13
My right boob is bigger than my left! 0.0
xerbrus 14
hence why i said almost always there are exceptions
kandys8o 4
Shouldn't it be oO ?
Curlytwirly22 17
You really shouldn't have said that cuz there's a pervert In the comments
jellybeens_fml 16
I wish I had boobs. wat.
sdroze1389 31
I'm a fan of both, but I'm ambidextrous so I really can't choose sides.
falcon1987 10
Everyone is a perv in their own way; some are more open about it.
AngelSpit 18
@40 it depends on which is your dominant hand. Right handedness is more common so women who predominantly use their right hand/arm will build a larger pectoral muscle on that side causing a partial enlargement of that breast and if a woman is left handed vice versa. The more you know.... this service announcement was brought to you by the letters B, double O and BS. We'd also like to remind you of all the poor neglected sweater puppies in the world show your support by adopting one to love and care for today (please take into account sweater puppies are very social and thrive better in pairs)
xerbrus 14
Not exactly true because I've never been with a left handed girl and the left has always been bigger with one exception
Michael2687 9
False, both boobs are equally important.
JMichael 26
Some man out there has a burnt boob fetish. There's still hope for you.
sdroze1389 31
what are you doing tomorrow OP? I have burnt boob fetish
SaucyGirl106 18
Easy fix. Wear a bib. if you're not getting laid, you don't care if you look ridiculous, do you? and at least your boobs will be out of danger.
Nilorak 24
This girl is on fireeee.
Pleonasm 36
But knowing her bad luck, I bet she'll only ever meet "left boob burned by hot pockets" fetishists. They can be really finicky about their fetishes!
guterkamerad 6
I guess that isn't the hot filling you were hoping for.