Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.
dyingstart 0
At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"
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allmidnighteyes 11
Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.
redbluegreen 41
LMFAO! I think I love you, Twinny. ♥ Reminds me of the whole, you know, K-I-S-S-I-N-G song. Only more realistic. Besides the zombies.
allmidnighteyes 11
♥
haleystarship 0
WOW i really laughed at that
LOLYLIF 0
Pretty accurate predictions you've got there.
Jotham 0
You made my day. ^0^ I love how this guy does his thing
the_walrus 0
I want to meet this guy and shake his hand, legend
realggirl 0
I know, I do too! Personally I think it's hilarious. Can you even imagine?
kukopia 0
You forgot making sandwiches and bringing him beer.
FuckObama 3
What's not realistic about the zombies? lol
BlueJeans2626 0
lmfao
focusf111 0
exactly what i was thinking haha
tokintot07 0
haha this is funny. it's not a good FML tho.
danikin 0
win.
KTMnutJOB 0
what the he'll is in your hand... if it's alive u should kill it and eat it.
Naveh 0
O: Are you secretly Ned Flanders, 167?
fallenangel72 7
#1 lmao!!! That's cute
OBTrice 15
Okay you're on The Walking Dead now
PlasmaPorter 12
he's like Castiel from Supernatural!
tingting1 0
how romantic :)
cerulean_rules 2
Hahahaha
moonlight_daze 8
How long have you been dating him? You should've already know he wasn't romantic enough for your standards. YDI
dyingstart 0
At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"
DrunkenValor 0
See what happens when people stop being polite, and start being reeeal.
Amysbodybetrayal 0
Okay, you're single now.
iwadasn 33
I really hope so.
123sploosh 0
noo thats stupid, dont dump him
eean 0
He sounds like a control freak. GTFO ASAP.
Juli_fml 0
^^^^^^agreed
Julianneisasmurf 0
Hahaha that's kind of cute. I mean it may suck now but think about how fun it will be to tell your kids and grandkids how he "asked" xD
BritishHobo 0
Okay, we're having kids now.
dannnngthatsux 19
Pulls out. 'There. You're pregnant now.'
fmyduck 0
lol. one of the few FML's I've read thats actually a cute story :)
paprikacha 9
Hey, you didn't say no, OP. :P
zee209 0
He seems...controlling.
juventis 16
I totally agree with you
Synnie 0
Okay, you're ****** now.
allmidnighteyes 11
Is that what he says in bed, or what he says after the condom breaks?
redbluegreen 41
"Okay, you're plump with my seed now!"
Synnie 0
Okay, we're in wedlock now. Too bad for everyone who said don't marry him.
AndelleRae 9
Lmfao. redbluegreen, it's times like these I wish I could give more than one thumbs up.
redbluegreen 41
Actually, you can. (-; But thank you!
Synnie 0
*TUTS* Share the +1's with us, greedy. |C Your name reminds me I've got Art class today. /waves flag of submission