Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
That's ex girlfriend material I'd say.
heart_aussie_fml 20
MusicianS? Well, now you know her true colours...
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Comments (124)
warsun 27
That's ex girlfriend material I'd say.
cumberbunny 17
What band was it? I actually really want to know!
Ololo_fml 16
They are bouncers, no wonder OP got bounced by the musicians. At least the music was good, i hope
Rallred32 20
37, what do you mean? Did you even read the FML?
sweetbliss3 37
ex gf i hope, for sure. you don't want to end up with herpes or some other funny disease. and since you witnessed that, I'm wondering what you haven't witnessed. maybe go get tested just in case.
willywonka117 1
Definitely ex gf material...
Jlmstar 4
he never said if one of the girls is his girlfriend
KushCrushin89 10
Do you have any reading comprehension skills? He said girlfriend, you twat.
sweetbliss3 37
i think what 93 meant was that OP didnt specify on if the girlfriend went on stage. but if she didnt, this probably wouldnt be an FML.
heart_aussie_fml 20
MusicianS? Well, now you know her true colours...
PenguinBitch 44
Wow. she's easy. Ditch her and bounce off.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#3 I don't know why your comment got down-voted at first as it was very cleverly-written, but it sure made a strong recovery!
nlm92 15
#36 if I was with someone yeah I would say no...
shidaddle 11
Looks like you are gunna be free of a disrespectful gf. Hope you are okay :(
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#96 *but
PinkkyPek 6
Well not a problem to the bouncers but a one hell of a problem to you. dump her mate
lexiieeex3 32
Yeah, why are you blaming the bouncers again?
norwegianboip 17
Oh man, dump her, move on.
bjhhjh 20
I hope you own the appartment...
A07 48
Atleast now you know that she's not worth it OP.
foxwasalamb 24
havent you heard the phrase "sex drugs n rock n roll" ?
skittycat213 19
Ah but what if the concert wasn't rock? What if, for example, it was a full scale classical orchestra?
buckdharma 38
48- You didn't know how the oboe player kissed. With a pronounced overbite, and he speaks with a lisp. You got his appliance, you got his yolo, While the clarinetist played an awe-inspiring solo. My, my, my, you're once bitten, twice shy, baby.
darwinism 30
Your username says it all. Next time try a more gentle animal, like a deer, instead of a moose. FYL.