Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly couple who live window to window to us. How? By hearing them have sex loudly and then praying for forgiveness even louder. Welcome to the neighborhood! FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML
Today, and for the fourth time in a week, my 60-year-old neighbors have woken me up by having obnoxiously loud sex. Complete with over the top moaning and the headboard smashing against our shared wall. When I asked them nicely to quiet down, they laughed and called me jealous. FML
Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML
Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
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Top comments
DaBlankoMan 0
New home in a nice neighborhood? $300,000 The old couple next door? priceless
missvee98324 0
old people ftw
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Comments (95)
jenknee1989 0
lmfao ew
seanreddog 4
Not ew I bet she's a total gilf! jk lol
blinkythefish 1
odd.
buddybudda 0
ummm, hell yea you should get a girl and have a contest with the old couple. I can see good times in your future
bluebladez 0
#1 your ew
dannnn_fml 0
.... PRAISE THE LORD...... AMEN!!......... SWEET BABY JESUS......... this is the sounds riight? haha
lol392 0
it's going to be a long time before you move again...so enjoy it :D !!!
MuuuChuuu 5
dats funi n disgusting at the same tym!
Ms_Jessie22 8
Why did they have to ask for forgiveness?
waimcyked10 4
I personally love your neighbors. That's hilarious.
tackattackjoey 0
hey leave the cute Asian girl alone. lol
honestlove11 0
30. learn to spell.
baby_gurly 0
ten commandments. (;
mariavan 0
WHY does everyone feel the need to take their profile pix in the bathroom??!?? OK...even if u must....puh-leeze put the toilet lid DOWN... and fer cryin' out loud....for all that is sacred and holy... Clean. The. ****. UP. Gah!
CAhereIcome 0
#3 Probably not if she's like a hundred. lol
iamnotawhore69 0
radical dude, old ***** and they still know how to get there freak on! I'm gonna be doin it till the day I die
afatmonkey 0
spumoni
arandomboy 0
52 ur hawwt
ilovechocochipz 0
52 i think your bathing suit is a little bit small... did you get one like, 5 sizes to small? even the skimpy ones dont show THAT much...
momovanilla 0
#14, u should think before u say something like that to a person... that was so unnecessary haha I sound like a mother :P
1221jamw 11
for keeping the neighbors up. durr...
facingforeverr 0
you shouldve recorded it on camera and sold it for drug money
MrSassypants 34
I just heard wal-mart got knew earplugs. u should go and get some! EARPLUGS FTW
gasbreakdipdip 0
55 is a gilf
Misguided_Ghost 0
Matt_Iz_Ice which one are you? The one in the middle? (;
K3ViiNRAWRRR 0
Ew, not attractive? Also not a very good welcoming!
minnieminroe 0
Yeah, old people FTW
Crotcho_fml 0
#14... people who can't spell are ew.
ey3seecold 0
#31 maybe it was anally..
MuuuChuuu 5
#47 I spel da way I wnt to....deal wit it!
Sunset_Taco 0
that's redneck christianity right there. dannn, good comment
cazens 0
the praying is the funny part
SupKev 0
#16 oh bby Jesus that's funny(:
pandabearsmiles 0
86- You look incomptent and stupid. You can tell 47 to "deal with it", and they did. They told you to learn to spell. And you should.
missvee98324 0
old people ftw
blinkythefish 1
prett#2
blinkythefish 1
pretty*
pinkpanda93 0
you know you liked it
marinus_fml 20
I'm still confused about where that hand is comming from :-/
Dismissal 4
its coming from her arm... I thought her knee was her shoulder too?
seanreddog 4
Obviously she dipped her thigh in toxic waste and it just appeared...
marinus_fml 20
ohhh I see it now :P I thought her knee was her shoulder and her leg her arm >.>
seanreddog 4
Yeah Marinus that's what I was thinking at first. and duh catherine it's so obvious!
stupid20201 0
ewwwie that's gross and Fu who said u deserve it... no one deserves that
ninjacapo 2
they could be refering to the "better neighborhood" and take offence to that. or maybe their just retarded. either way u r correct
mustafa_fml 0
first of let me tell everyone that of ur flirting with some one through fml then ur a creep and a loser. that being said op u should tell ur neighbors that god doesn't want to hear them crying for forgiveness knowing that there just going to sin again later hahaha.
DaBlankoMan 0
New home in a nice neighborhood? $300,000 The old couple next door? priceless
seanreddog 4
Not such a nice neighborhood. but it's all about location location location!... So where did grandpa stick it?
caits13 0
i think its cool that old people still have the energy to do that. the world is getting more healthy bit by bit. lol
EmmyGrangerDC 0
at least they repented(:
blamereptar 0
wow you have a georgous smile
bandgeek_bri 0
hahaha. lmao funnty wouldn't that be funny if they turned out to be ur granparents! ha!
SkateOrDie686 0
That'd be hilarious. . . lmao Unless it happens alot Then it might get annoying ;0
X1_BLACKOUT_1X 0
what number 15 said