By CathRoy - 04/11/2017 00:30 - Canada - Sherbrooke
The Top
Stellar parenting
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Hello, Goodbye
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - New Hyde Park
New balls
By Anonymous - 16/12/2019 18:00 - United States - Staten Island
Fashion Police
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Bunch of freeloaders...
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Dumbass
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Musical interlude
By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany
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Not a cheating!
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Oversharing
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By alwaysalabama - 13/11/2017 23:33
hadtomakeausername tells us more.
<p>OP here (I didn't hook my email when I orginally submitted)</p> <p>To clarify, my aunt and uncle were married with kids before they became step-sister and brother. My grandmother died (my uncle's mother), and coincidentially my aunt's mother had been widowed for some time. My grandfather (my uncle's father) married my aunt's mother. I just still think it is hella weird, but we just joke about it when we meet around for the holidays.</p>
By saashtow - 07/10/2016 05:00 - United States - Auburn
saashtow tells us more.
OP here! I did laugh. That's all there was to do. It just caught me completely off guard, I was expecting something sweet or romantic. But it's definitely something that he would do. And no, I couldn't smell it because I have a sinus condition that prevents me from being able to smell- he just didn't know it at the time.
By Havinci - 22/08/2017 20:00 - Egypt
So helpful.
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By FudgeThePolice - 04/11/2018 04:48 - United Kingdom - Bradford
FudgeThePolice tells us more.
Yo, I’m the OP, I hope the mods of the site will be able to connect me to this story! Since people think I’m being ignorant etc, I decided to make this account to clear things up. First of all, I am fully aware that medically service dogs are allowed basically anywhere - I’ve got friends and family who have a variety of difficult needs and their dogs are a great help. The issue of this whole situation is this woman had ZERO indication that her dog was a service animal - as in there was no vest, lead, harness, bandana etc and she herself had no indication either, so I literally had no way to know. There’s a very limited amount of characters on these submissions and obviously I couldn’t put everything on there. I wasn’t rude either, word for word I said “I’m so sorry ma’am, I have to ask you to move to another table as this area doesn’t allow animals for the comfort of all our guests, may I get you a drink for your trouble?.” There’s three other giant areas of the restaurant she could have gone to with plenty of space. She just went absolutely crazy. My boss did offer me my job back with a pay rise, but I’d found a nicer place by then. He did apologise a lot and we’re still friends outside of work :)
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By BleakExpectations - 12/03/2017 16:00
Mixed signals
By Mark - 27/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Knoxville
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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 05:04 - United States
Keywords
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies