Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
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joeyl2008 29
Good for you for coming out. Good luck figuring that sistuation out
cacheson 42
If he's that open about it perhaps the next step is to ask...
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Comments (76)
joeyl2008 29
Good for you for coming out. Good luck figuring that sistuation out
Dave_Davington 34
I can't tell if that's a typo or a pun that I'm just not getting.
orangejubejube 20
No answers..apparently nobody can figure out the pun.
shadypalmtree 20
Even if it's a pun, it's still a typoed pun. The cistuation could not be more weird OP.... Tried it.... Not a funny pun
socreativedude 19
Maybe he was upset you didn't come out sooner and didn't know how to express those feelings.
tounces7 28
You know, either way, this could have gone a LOT worse.
cacheson 42
If he's that open about it perhaps the next step is to ask...
Cadillac_kid_15 27
That's something.
extremereviews 26
I had a similar experience except no kissing or slapping and just rejection He was already out though
sweetpotato301 7
So... not really a similar experience at all since the main FML is about how confusing it was
val_428 8
People don't get sarcasm these days..
ZaiopePerSe 15
56, people get sarcasm, they just don't find it automatically funny
val_428 8
17 missed the sarcastic part of it and if you thought that sarcasm is always funny, then you're missing it also.
BLDYRBBT 16
I'm sure it will become clear. After all, It's just like pumpkins in your rose garden
yakkady 8
Such a romantic gone with the wind moment
Fireant_man 6
I think you have found your Prince
metalcrazed 21
Maybe he's into s&m?
Colon_Man 17
Sweeping and Mopping. That's what my grandma says that means.
RebbeAsh 10
oh honey
RabbitOfAurora 28
Was it a good kiss or like... a pathetic peck? If it was an A+ genuine kiss I say go for it!