Today, while working at my dead-end call centre job that couldn't get any worse, I answered a call from a customer who was having loud sex. I still needed to sound professional and tell her when a product was released. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML
Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying, "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML
Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML
Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML
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Top comments
Lobby_Bee 18
Who makes calls during sex?? I'm baffled by this.
Ashok Kumar 13
A friend of mine had one experience,A drunk guy called and asked how to send tacos to the other guy over Bluetooth, He too needed to be professional told him those options are not available in our services And the guy replied he is not happy with your customer service.
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Ashok Kumar 13
A friend of mine had one experience,A drunk guy called and asked how to send tacos to the other guy over Bluetooth, He too needed to be professional told him those options are not available in our services And the guy replied he is not happy with your customer service.
QueenAfrodite 8
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RichardPencil 32
I think she’s going to know when the “product” is released. Hint: it’s a few seconds before he asks her to make him a sammich.
Hejira Hayes 8
At least it was a balanced conversation; you both found out when something was coming.
QueenAfrodite 8
😹😹😹😹😹💀
Lobby_Bee 18
Who makes calls during sex?? I'm baffled by this.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
In dead-end jobs these are the things we live for. They sometimes make you smile, and some times gross you out, but in the end it's what makes the day go by faster, and thats all that matters.
Rabite 28
That's my fetish!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sounds like a butt dial... or some appendage/body part dial.
DanielleinDC 34
Yeah, but calling a random number during sex? It's one thing to hit the speed dial for a friend or family member, but some call center? I guess OP couldn't say, "I think you have the wrong number" and hung up.
ARISKomuniszt 24
The thought of your new product, it's just sooo hot...
Catlover1130 14
I've worked in 5 call centers and have gotten some quite interesting calls. There's one in particular that stands out in my memory, and it was when I was working in a reservations center for a hotel chain. This Irish guy called and got through to me once, and he asks me, "If I got myself in the balls with a wooden spoon, would you listen to me scream?" I didnt find out till later that apparently he calls all the time and asks the same question, and he's famous in our call center.
QueenAfrodite 8
Oh or the times men call just to hear a girl talk as they **********?? Had those tons of times working the night shift for Netflix lol.