Jess
Calgary, Canada
So helpful.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of six years with another girl. He tried to apologize, stating that it was because I "look too much like a man". FML
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Allie614032 34
"I guess that's why we were compatible, because you're obviously a ******* pussy."
ArtLover 13
Too bad he wasn't enough of a man to look past that.
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ArtLover 13
Too bad he wasn't enough of a man to look past that.
Lobby_Bee 18
"Yes, and I'll whoop your ass like one too"
Allie614032 34
"I guess that's why we were compatible, because you're obviously a ******* pussy."
Rabite 28
That doesn't even make sense.
RichardPencil 32
Canadians are well known to be among the world’s elite in apologizing. This is a pathetic apology, even by ‘Murican standards!!!
Alup132 22
You wouldn’t happen to be transgender, would you?
acmariner99 25
Well I guess that makes everything ok then.
acmariner99 25
His Canadian citizenship should be revoked ... that’s the worst apology I’ve ever heard
Lars93 18
depends on what you look like
CoyoteOldOne 17
His "apology" was to insult your appearance? I hope this girl you caught him with also realizes what kind of catch he is. If she knew he was cheating, then she probably deserves him, though. Wow. Good riddance to that guy. Thank heaven's you didn't waste any _more_ years with someone who turned out to be like that. Better to be single than hostage to an emotional parasite. If you don't like being single, there's lots of other people out there that don't cheat on and then insult their partners of six years. I hope he gets crabs.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe he finally realized you were a gay man pranking him? You have to be pretty stupid to get fooled for six years, though!
Cali 57
It's a reference to another FML!
S6eyrkkht 12
So in other words, for six years, he was ******* with you and he says you look like a dude?! Ummm yea he's gay! He didn't just wake up one day and look at you differentially. He's been gay for at least 6 years 🤣