Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Today, my smoke alarm went off. In a frenzy, I called 9-1-1 and exited my house. Several minutes later a fire truck showed up. After investigating, one of the firemen informed me I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. FML
Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Why did you waste precious time untying him? Save yourself!
Yudith 28
Today, the fire alarm went off. The firemen found me naked and tied to my bed. My girlfriend was nowhere in sight. FML
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
Why did you waste precious time untying him? Save yourself!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Have you smelled burning flesh? It takes weeks to get that stank outta the carpet.
RichardPencil 32
She’s never going back. Once you run out on a situation like that, you never return.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Good point. It's not funny if he doesn't end up feeling humiliated.
mattyiscool123 26
The question is, was there actually a fire somewhere?
Aphrodite 20
Good thing 99.999% of fire alarms don’t actually mean there’s a fire.
EEK_the_cat 3
When doing bondage always make sure you have emergency cutting tools available, like bandage scissors. If it had been a serious threat every second counts. (this also includes if your partner gets into trouble just during play.) Play safe!
Yudith 28
Today, the fire alarm went off. The firemen found me naked and tied to my bed. My girlfriend was nowhere in sight. FML
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
i have waited 4 years for someone with that fetish to post a story such as this