Today, I went to the Walgreens by my house and bought 8 body wash soaps because my boyfriend needs that much for 3 days. I’ve done this so many times that the girls at the register know me, and my boyfriend, by name. They gave me a bunch of $5 off coupons because they felt so bad for me. FML
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Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML
Today, it turns out the beautiful, "organic" artisanal soap my boyfriend gave me actually came from the 99 cents store. He just wrapped it in some cellophane and gave it to me. I’m currently itching to death from the godawful rash and hives it gave me. I may need to go to the ER. FML
Today, I got a soap that my doctor recommended, because I'm allergic to the vast majority of soaps. After driving 45 miles to the only store that sells it, and paying $12 for a bottle, I found out I'm allergic to it too. FML
Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML
Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML
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maruespanol 16
the real question is: what actually is your boyfriend doing with all that body wash? hmmmm
RichardPencil 32
Smelly guy Smelly guy What are they feeding you? Smelly guy Smelly guy It's not your fault
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RichardPencil 32
Smelly guy Smelly guy What are they feeding you? Smelly guy Smelly guy It's not your fault
maruespanol 16
the real question is: what actually is your boyfriend doing with all that body wash? hmmmm
Studious_Gluteus 20
A tiny hotel soap can be used for 3 days in a pinch. Why would anyone need more than one soap for 3 days? How often is he bathing? What percentage of his income is going toward bathing?
sarsuela 29
Are you sure he doesn't need a doctor?
Anderling 33
Yeah, exactly. If he smells so much that he needs EIGHT full-sized soaps for THREE days, that’s not normal. It doesn’t preclude them knowing about it and being unable to afford the doctor I guess (or even bf being a wasteful jerk), but at this point I feel like the savings on soap would pay for themselves.
mike3775 39
Make him buy his own body wash than maybe he will stop wasting it in the shower
Doom_Kitty 14
is he trying to destroy his skin?
TomeDr 25
Yeah, no. Go to a discount store and buy bar soap. Body wash is an expensive scam. Think of all the plastic you’re wasting.