Today, after a year and a half of growing out my hair, I decided to get it trimmed at a Superclips. I walked in with a full head of hair and I left bald. At least it was free. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I went to the salon to get my extremely curly hair cut for the first time in years. Apparently, "just trim the dead ends" and "give me an afro" mean the same thing to a barber. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
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riley873 21
NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION!
skippydoda 32
Definitely need a follow up
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riley873 21
NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION!
skippydoda 32
Definitely need a follow up
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Just a trim, please. I want to get rid of the split ends." "Alrighty." *starts up hair clippers* "Your scissors are making a weird noise. Are you sure you know what you're doing?" "Do you want this free haircut, or not?" "...Yes, please..." *continuous buzzing noise* "FML..."
slytheryn 14
lol!!!!
WHSKitty4ever 23
@BurninDesire, you crack me up.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you trying to get me to change my user name, or was that a Freudian slip?
Nikki K 10
who did you go see, Edward Scissorhands ?!
skippydoda 32
Edward Scissorshand knew what he was doing
whiskey'swino 15
I admire giving to Locks of Love, but that does not entail shaving a head. St. Baldricks is a few months away... sooo.... whhattttttt
engineerosaurus 26
Friends don’t let friends go to Superclips.
RichardPencil 32
At least you passed your drug test, Britney. “Leave Britney alone!!!”
SaltyLurker 10
Hey how do people keep track of comment numbers (like hey #13), do they count them or what?
Stacy Brockway 5
I'm sorry, I down voted you by accident 😣
Cali 57
You're only seeing this with much older FMLs, right? The comments used to be numbered before the site was revamped two years ago.
Phillycheeze 20
Superclips!? I wouldn't let those people pet my dog let alone groom him...
pscool 11
No follow-up required, never go to Supercuts unless you know a specific hairdresser that is working there!