chickety boom
Austin, United States
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
carebear1228
San Francisco, United States
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Sam
A day to remember
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Anonymous
Relationship specialist
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
full of losses
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
United States
Go away
Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML
WronglySad619
United States
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Anonymous
Invercargill, New Zealand
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Anonymous
Thornleigh, Australia
Drama alert
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
moetplease
Singapore
Gammy got game
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Top comments
Zimmington 21
Never too late to be happy I guess
Ambient25 25
Just because you're old doesn't mean you lose the concept of what/who makes you happy
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Comments (42)
Quiltme00 18
Well that sucks
Wizardo 34
Ooh that was frosty #14, just like the finish, right #1?
soccerstar1996 18
That first comment was so well thought out and deep. You must be so brooding and emotionally zen
euphoricness 28
39, I think I've seen that comment so much that I can say the same thing about yours, though I still agree with you. :)
CaiDog 20
#31 ...What?
TheCanucklehead 22
Hallelujah...*slow claps build to standing ovation*. #1, that was amazing insight into the complex thing known as the human mind. Thank you for your wonderful knowledge. Please *cough* never *cough* share that kind of comment again
Ari1337 15
^^ and that's how to properly kill a joke.
Quiltme00 18
Um...
K410 18
Really? Cus all it did was give me cancer...
Quiltme00 18
Um...
kevanakaff 9
Lol first
Zimmington 21
Comment I actually posted this on got deleted
Zimmington 21
Never too late to be happy I guess
SolarFlare 20
timing is just the key of life.
R5luver 5
Some people just really want to get away from people
Welshite 40
Did everyone go to the party?
Jjimen1654 9
Im assuming grandpa didnt go.
wisericky 12
And I wasn't invited :(
brookieh 12
I was there and I gotta say, grandma's pretty good at the keg stand
IscoreOnU 19
My great grandparents got divorced at 85 and 80. Messed up the family pretty bad. Hope everything hoes as well as it can op
sarahjanesmith 12
Ha ha you said "hope everything HOES well with it"
gc327072 31
That was so obviously a typo, and hoes in that context wouldn't be comical anyway.
UnluckyGenius 21
Better late than never, where's the cake?
Ambient25 25
Just because you're old doesn't mean you lose the concept of what/who makes you happy
becka2s 14
Maybe it was the right decision for her! It shouldnt change your relationship with either your grandmother or grandfather!
challan 19
Your grandmother will now become a saber tooth tiger. That's the older version of a cougar. Get that booty grandma!
UnluckyGenius 21
Or a turkey vulture. Too old to hunt, but still out there every day looking.
Ms_ValS 27
Don't change Tony's golden words.
UnluckyGenius 21
I am sorry, I was trying to remember what he said exactly, obviously I failed.
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
12 I literally laughed so hard when I read your comment. Best comment ever!
EpicSquishii 21
You literally laughed hard... as opposed to metaphorically or hypothetically? How notable. I literally farted ten seconds ago.
Ambient25 25
Why do you ever comment...
challan 19
Thank you #59! #70, me?
UnluckyGenius 21
"Just waited to die." Young people with attitudes like that is the very reason so many troll grannies strike.