Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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Top comments
mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
Therewhenneeded 16
It's a level of trust and comfort with the other person. She obviously feels more secure and comfortable with him and his bodily functions that he is with her. Personally would never do that but as others have said, each couple is different and I know couples who would not care a mite and others who are still embarrassed about farting in front of each other despite many years together.
Billy_Badass 4
Maybe it's just because I've been married 13 years, but what's the big deal? It's not like she was waving it in your face (I hope). Man up and deal with the fact that women have menstrual cycles.
Yessi_Boo 14
At least she doesn't change it while peeing.
hiandrews69 29
Wait, there's a stage for that? Gross. No more relationships for me.
carmel1110 12
Today, my boyfriend tried to force me to show him how I put in my tampon. FML
Sir_Swaggington 6
Just be happy she got her period lmao.
notsofriendly 17
I think it's funny people get so worked up about tampons. It's really up to a couple to determine what boundaries they're comfortable with. Personally I'd take blood over poop any day.
The_9th_Doctor 18
that means she trusts you. suck it up
tigerlilytracey 6
i didnt know about that stage
slipknot6sic6 10
That's true love.