Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML
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Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML
Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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everydayisFML 0
YDI... there is nothing more annoying than a girl who wears all her bfs clothes. They make girl clothes for a reason.
jarofarts 0
it's cos of boobs. i used to always borrow my brother's shirts and he'd get mad cos i "put boobs" in them.
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Comments (178)
GIRAFFES 0
I lol'd.
brandy18 0
Me too!!!!!!
ckydc 0
maybe he means your boobs? didn't think of that one huh?
fuzzywazzy012 0
Me 3
G_thelegend 0
how can a guy's shirt be 'cute' i wear guys stuff cos it smells nommy :4
tatababe 1
OP I think it's time to get your own clothes
getfighted 0
ohh thats bad but funny awh he might me stretch from other things though.. lmao
Shanny_fml 0
haha funny :P
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Well maybe if you know you're not the same size, you shouldn't borrow his clothes. but FYL for being bigger than your boyfriend. When you've reached that point..I think it's a hint that you need to diet
loveisahater365 0
i think he meant her chest dude think bout that for a minute
neverlyever 0
not really. you can be big and be healthy you don't have to be skinny you dumb bi$"@
Shekelstein 6
he means her boobs you dumb ****
everydayisFML 0
YDI... there is nothing more annoying than a girl who wears all her bfs clothes. They make girl clothes for a reason.
skullbashd 3
could be a homosexual relation
technicolourain1 0
it says the op is a girl smart one
lucyisbae 18
No, it actually doesn't say that anywhere.
phaelnb 26
#178 it really does it's a woman who wrote this. Left side of her username, that symbol.
jarofarts 0
it's cos of boobs. i used to always borrow my brother's shirts and he'd get mad cos i "put boobs" in them.
epicwaffles 7
i have to ask, is your name Jar of arts or Jar o' farts? >.
epicwaffles 7
I*, >.
lucyisbae 18
I ruins it's jaro farts
stargirl14 0
it could have been worse instead of saying please dont strech it he should have said something like "get your own damn clothes bitch" lol
ZiggyMorrison 0
1. He prolly doesnt realize that if you have decent sized **** thats going to stretch it out 2. It could be a muscle shirt that guys like being skin tight and even if your only a little bit thicker than he is than it could stretch it out
EmperorChowilio 21
Did you really just put "prolly"? That's not a fucken word!
Socrates_fml 0
definitely the boobs, unless u don't have them. no guy wants to walk around with a shirt hanging out in the front making it look like he has moobs. not a bad thing. if anything, be proud that ur boobs r too much for his shirts to handle
ThatsAli3 0
i like wearing my boyfriends clothes. but i don't normally stretch it out. and usually only sweatshirts when im cold. it sucks that he said that though. maybe he was trying to tell you something?