Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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mightybrit 6
I really don't think there is any stage in a relationship where that would be okay. FYL haha
AbbyRocksYourSoc 3
Sorry for you OP. That's bloody ridiculous.
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Comments (179)
Jackel0228 12
It's called marriage!
Dyeishab 12
Your gf is ******* disgusting
jamiennessey 3
Weird, every guy I know is cool with their girlfriends doing that. A) cause they don't care B) they're not pusses C) they're disgusting themselves so why not?
marijuflowers 6
So what????? You should be lucky she feels that comfortable around you, and lucky you have a woman in the first place. She's got deal with your discharges, you deal with hers!
Simbaby 23
That's extremely disgusting ... There's no stage were that's okay . I honestly don't see how she thinks it is .
fortworthmommy 3
Ive been with my husband for five years and still havent crossed that line or pooping infront of him
mine747 12
I used to get squeamish about changing mine in front of my boyfriend but he told me to get over it. said it's a natural thing and if we can shit in front of each other I can change my tampon in front of him.
daxxbuttons 12
I don't get why some of these folks think this is disgusting. It's just menstruation - something men should be immensely happy for. For one, it's how they get the chance to pass on their genetics. Women and their bloody vaginas are necessary for this process - pretty sure they can deal with it once a month. Sure, if they just started dating it might be uncalled for, but if this is the person you're going to spend your life with, you can ******* deal with some blood.
tbhwhy 12
There in never a time in a relationship that that is ok. Oh goodness, so sorry.
rosaliekent 6
Its just a tampon. If you get married you'll probably see worse.