Today, my best friend, who I've known since high schoo, is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past seven months. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, my best friend got married. I had introduced her to her now husband, and ever since she has basically acted like I don't exist. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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chocolateybar 0
uh. well done. i suppose now, you can give a speech about how awesome you know the groom will be in bed with your best friend! you're the bestest best friend in the whooole world~
Nightxx 0
Id hate to have you as a friend! **** her life not yours..hey maybe in your toast you can hint out what a ***** you are :D
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Comments (39)
chocolateybar 0
uh. well done. i suppose now, you can give a speech about how awesome you know the groom will be in bed with your best friend! you're the bestest best friend in the whooole world~
Sharpie23 7
how do you even have friends.
ohthebloodygore 16
Both are at fault here, YDI op for sleeping with your best friends soon to be husband.
the_sodomizer 0
flocka!
flotar 0
if you still have an ounce of decency in you, don't let your friend marry this douche, tell her what's been goin' on... you'll save her from both a **** for a best friend and a douche for a husband.
skroal 7
I eat worms.
amazinggbaby 2
tell her before they get married, and how is this fYOURlife? selfish *****.
xACIDDx 0
And your asking for sympathy on FML...because your an idiot? Op, your probably the worst friend a person can have. Congrats جً_ج
slatter 1
well fyl I'm sure that's screwed YOUR life completely poor you
hahoon11 0
someones a big nasty best friend back stabbing man stealing *****
tag1061 0
agreed
erikjh1234 0
*****!!!
oppsalot 0
first off 46, wicked hot. secondly, can anyone be faithful anymore? unreal.
Valentina_Baby 7
*****.
linebacker42 0
your a major *****, you poor bff, FHL just for knowing you
ohthebloodygore 16
48 - Yes, saying she's hot will have her right after you, whoever 46 may be. Smooth move.
Jackal_X 0
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Everyone shouldn't be calling the op a *****. she's been her friend since high school so I'm guessing that she sadly didn't know until now, which makes it a real FML. Because she probably has been a true friend, just got screwed over by a asshole and that put her in a very bad place with her friend. The groom truly deserves it, but not op. Sorry op, but you need to tell your friend, and if she is a true friend she will understand that you were both cheated on by the same loser...
oppsalot 0
oh meant 26. I'm smooth like buttah. don't worry about it, just paying a compliment. ah well. thanks for dropping the hammer on me though! was nice.
Arsonnist 3
Is it really worth fighting over? FML is like a dating site to some people. It's not going to change.
xACIDDx 0
Ah..Well...Thanks #72 for the compliment. ^^'
nickwk 0
wow what a *****!
susanadperez 0
how does that FYL? it totally ***** up theirs. you totally deserve it!
Freeze_fml 17
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Please kill yourself.
link238 0
a little harsh
xACIDDx 0
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That's just the way Freeze rolls..
ohthebloodygore 16
Not at all. The cheater deserves it as well.
hockeyplayer82 0
no not really
MyChemical_fml 0
Agree with Freeze<3 :D
Freeze_fml 17
I've wished worse upon others.
Toxxic_Blackout 0
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hahahah freeze is hilarious!!!! but no one should kill themselves! telling someone they should genuinely kill themselves is worse than anything anyone in this FML did. therefor, YDI ppl of fml for being rather rude.
Emrysa 1
Telling someone to kill themselves is not worse than being a cheating *****. It's not like Freeze has mind control powers and is going to Jedi the bitch's face into a lawn mower via the power of suggestion. Now if she actually does kill herself, that's worse than cheating, sure, but that would still be her own fault for being stupid enough to do it. Personal Accountability, I know it's like a magical unicorn, it doesn't exist. But if it did it would be beautiful and magical, and possibly taste like a delicious steak.
Emrysa 1
^^^
rinzlerkitty94 31
OP is clearly a bitch, especially considering this is her best friend's fiancé, but that's never an appropriate response.
ilovejonathan13 0
Ydi for being a *****.
Nightxx 0
Id hate to have you as a friend! **** her life not yours..hey maybe in your toast you can hint out what a ***** you are :D
Jessi_the_sexii 0
you could always mention how good the groom is in bed lol
ohthebloodygore 16
Maybe he's not, and OP is just that desperate to get laid?
Jessi_the_sexii 0
hmm.. 7 months tho? he couldnt have been THAT bad if she stuck around that long lol
ohthebloodygore 16
Like I stated, maybe OP is hideous and the soon to be husband was the only one who'd **** her. She could be that desperate and he could be thinking 'I'm ******* best friends'. it's a possibility :p
eggjuggler 0
She's sleeping with her "best friend's" future husband... How picky can she really be?
Jessi_the_sexii 0
either way OP is a bittchh
ohthebloodygore 16
So is the husband, I say they're equally at fault; him for proposing while cheating (or cheating after proposing) and her for sleeping with her best friends soon to he husband.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
agreed(i kno i spelled that wrong)
ohthebloodygore 16
No, you didn't hah. I'm not going to correct you even if you did happen to. BTW I accidently blocked you, now you're unblocked you're free to message me if you please.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
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good to know im not hated lol
5t3ff1k4h 45
Well, you've got half the speech down. You know how awesome the groom is. Now, just do some improvisation in regards to the bride!
joce445 0
Some best friend you are...
eggjuggler 0
Soooooooooo..... you have no morals and you think that someone's going to feel sorry for you? FYL for being that dumb. Clearly you deserve this, as well as a few good punches from the scorned bride-to-be.