Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend four months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
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Today, a girl I’ve been fucking told me she’s pregnant after she told me she took the pill. What she really meant was, “Oh, that pill? That was Advil ‘cause I get headaches.” The bitch knows I have a wife and kids. She callously said, “Should've been more specific.” She can’t understand why I’m freaking out. FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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Rainhawk94 27
Congratulations
damnit1989 16
Maybe you should've been more specific. And you could use condoms. It never hurts to use both types of contraception. I have to say you deserved it.
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tinycroc 10
She didn't think you meant hay fever pills. Any girl above the age of oh probably 12, maybe even 11 now, when asked "are you on the pill" will know exactly what you're talking about unless they are seriously sheltered. Should have double checked, then still used condoms.
mzmilly 13
That's why u should just wear condoms anyway and be responsible because unfortunately there are some people who just have no clue about anything and then accidents happen...
sexual_girl 15
It is possible they still used a condom, but he asked if she was on the pill because condoms aren't always 100% effective. I am on the pill but I still use a condom every time. So he may have been hoping that the pill would be a back up plan. I still don't understand how the hell she thought you meant hay fever pills though.
PeachiePrincess 16
You never know, you might change your attitude about having a child once he/she has arrived. I know that you're probably young, and wasn't planning on having a kid anytime soon, but sometimes the idea of becoming a parent just takes a little warming up to. Of course, there is always the chance that even after the child is born, you will still have no interest in it whatsoever (which is fine, everyone is different). Just keep in mind not to do something you're likely to regret, because things like abortion, adoption, etc. are permanent and will follow you for the rest of your life. If you decide to do one of those things, you need to be absolutely sure that is what you want to do. It is important that you involve your other half in whatever decisions you make regarding this matter, as she is the one carrying your unborn child. Taking to your girlfriend and letting her know how you feel about this is EXTREMELY important, even if it makes her upset. I'd say it's better to be truthful than to lie, even if the truth hurts. Only you two know the right thing to do in this situation. Best of luck to the both of you :)
doemetoch 28
Hey, you know what's permanent and follows you around for the rest of your life as well? A freaking child. Ok, of course you shouldn't decide for an abortion or an adoption without thinking things through, but you shouldn't just decide to have the baby anyway because hey, who knows, it might work out and end up being great. Cause, well, it might not.
Willixel 5
YDI - The pill is not a substitute for other methods of protection. But, regardless, congrats and good luck OP!!!
limabeans101029 21
Why not? The pill IS a method of protection. It's over 99% effective if used properly- one of the most effective contraception methods out there.
_InMySalad 5
She went full retard, you never go full retard.
flipthebirdfuxku 10
Kinda sounds like she knew what you were talking about... And trapped you... Best wishes to the new family!
jeragonm 15
You totally deserved it
droln4maltesers 8
Either your girlfriend is incredibly stupid or you got played... Either way you should have used condoms for back up.
The_Hula_Monster 10
Hopefully your child isn't as retarded as its mother.