Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend four months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, a girl I’ve been fucking told me she’s pregnant after she told me she took the pill. What she really meant was, “Oh, that pill? That was Advil ‘cause I get headaches.” The bitch knows I have a wife and kids. She callously said, “Should've been more specific.” She can’t understand why I’m freaking out. FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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Rainhawk94 27
Congratulations
damnit1989 16
Maybe you should've been more specific. And you could use condoms. It never hurts to use both types of contraception. I have to say you deserved it.
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Comments (144)
Tawnkat 13
Both of you are kind of stupid.
saikomad 10
I will say YDI. But also, I think she should've understood it. I mean, if he asked her right before sex, then it should be pretty obvious..
QuintonCordes 4
Gratz dude. stay with her
NamelessFace 22
I gotta say, man, I don't blame you one bit. She's very stupid but very good at hiding it.
Drosophila82 18
I'm married and I'm terrified of that
Puppys_Doll 28
You do realize that the pill doesn't always work? You deserve it for not being careful
ElmoSP3 14
Your girlfriend is a special kind of stupid my friend.
carbonbasedcynic 17
what the hell is wrong with you people. by asking a girl if shes on the pill the guy OBVIOUSLY doesnt want a kid. now if she keeps it this man will have to give up his dreams, countless hours of his life, and hundreds of thousands of dollars to take care of a kid that he never even wanted. you guys are ridiculous.
FweakofCydonia 40
He should have put on a condom AND let the girl take the pill. It's always good to have a backup plan since no single contraception is 100% effective.
Unlucky1232 20
relax man. i know its a life changer i understand. Just calm down. I know it's going to be a pain in the ass but remember all the torture you'll experience your doing it for the love of your life.... i mean the kid here
Marelena Rodriguez 2
Birth control isn't just a woman's responsibility. You should've used a condom & spermicide to have further protection and maybe you wouldn't have needed to post this 'FML". Good luck to you.